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[jelgate]

You must need a new prescription. Mine changes all the time

[Nolamom]

that's your problem - you couldn't see the pin to pull it out, you couldn't see the newbie to aim properly, and you don't see me do this....



















*tweaks Jel's nose*

[jelgate]

Its far more likely you didn't see these things. Being a senile geriatric your vision is several times worse than mine

[Nolamom]

verily I say unto you - without my glasses, seeing is truly problematic

[jelgate]

*gives Nola's glasses to PH* She needs them for science.

[Nolamom]

PH is beyond glasses - she will need huge amounts of therapy just to make it to abnormal

[jelgate]

We all know PH need therapy.

[Nolamom]

but once she makes it to abnormal, it's just a 10 year trip to normal

[jelgate]

That's assuming I don't mess with her fragile mind. And you know I will

[Nolamom]

it's not really sporting - it's too easy

[jelgate]

The only battles worth fighting are the ones I know I can win

[Nolamom]

so, basically you're saying that you're not up for any kind of a challenge (where there is the possibility that you may lose)

[jelgate]

I'm saying I play dirty to stack the odds in my favor

[Gatefan1976]

so, basically you're saying that you're not up for any kind of a challenge (where there is the possibility that you may lose)

You only just realised this?

[Nolamom]

no, I've known that Jel is unable to accept a true challenge for a long time. It's okay. We love him for his deficiencies.