Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[SGSlugger]

A couple of my fav quotes that I can remember now are:

"For cryin' out loud."
"It's a big honkin' space gun."
And the one quote in Prometheus when Sam says something along the lines that they found a crashed alien ship up near Anartica. Then she replies to Jonas with "It beats Roswell."

[Sparki101]

Yup. That sounds familiar.

[angsty_otaku]

one of my faves:

If I may, Sir, I think what he means is the wick is the center of the candle, and, ostensibly, a great leader, like yourself, is essential to the... whole ball of wax. Basically, what it means is that it's always better to have a big long wick...~ Colonel Jack O'Neill Stargate Sg-1 "Absolute Power"

[Nolamom]

Lots of faves:
Hammond: "Permission to shower granted. In fact, I insist on it, Colonel."
O'Neill: "Bad?"
Daniel: "I wasn't going to say anything."

O'Neill: "We should have brought more snacks."

Daniel: "Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it."

Teal'c: "Are you ready, O'Neill?"
O'Neill: "No. Give me a warning."
Teal'c: "I am going to shoot you."

O'Neill: "Teal'c, look scary and take point."

Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."

Too many more to list...
Nola

[ShadowMaat]

McKay: Hey, Anubis, this is your agent. You're playing it way over the top. Can you get serious, please?

McKay: Is there lemon on the chicken?
Luke: It's lemon chicken.
*snickers*

Sam: Go suck a lemon.

Sam: Before I take the credit for this ... shouldn't the EM pulse generator be pointed AT the gate??
McKay: You're good! VERY good!

hehehe. Gotta love McKay.

[Sam_o_Neill]

There are too many good quotes on Stargate!
But here are a few that I can remember off the top of my head:

Full Circle
Jack-Well spank me rosy!
Chimera
Jack-I'm just happy that you're happy about something other than...Quarks
Birthright(Can't remember exactly)
Daniel- They must feel more comfortable talking to Sam
Jack- Why? Because we have Penises!?!


And my favourite quote of the moment....
Lost City
Jack(to sam)-You are one of the countries natural resources, if not national tresures.
So sweet.....


Worst quote:
Sam's line from Children of the Gods, about her and Jacks reproductive organs..
I cringe everytime I hear it.

[xathras]

Her'ak- No matter what you have endured, you've never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Jack- You ended that sentance with a preposition. B*****d.

I was just trying to remember which ep this came from. Any help? (since I'm too lazy to hunt it up myself)

[Major Clanger]

Isn't that from S6 ep The Other Guys?

[xathras]

Isn't that from S6 ep The Other Guys?

Thanks! No wonder I didn't remember- its an ep I avoid.

[priornavalperson]

There are so many many good lines. Its one of the reasons I like SG1: the repartee.

One of my favorites is in the early part of Chimera in Season 7.

Osiris masquerading as Sarah Gardner in Daniel Jackson's dream:

"I can't tell you how much I've looked forward to being here with you: being able to pick your brain" (Fade to Osiris doing just that)

[Webbgirl]

I think it's:

"So, you want to go for sushi?" - Jack 'Fire and Water'

[Kenjin]

These are among my favorites:

Crystal Skull
Sam: Well look at these readings, Sir. These are leptons.
Jack: Get out.

Deadman Switch
Jack: We're actually one zat short, of actually having a zat gun.

Window of Opportunity
O'Neill: I'm taking this loop of.

Lifeboat
Teal'c: Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous.
O'Neill: I dare you to say that again.

Grace
Daniel: Hey! Have I told you my latest theory yet? It's really cool. Lose something?
Sam: Did you see a…
Daniel: Little girl?
Sam: Yeah.
Daniel: No. (...)


Lost City, Part 2
Daniel: 'Sphere' -- planet. 'Label' -- name.
Jack: Following -- still -- you -- not!
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Sam: The clue for seven down is 'celestial body' and he wrote 'Uma Thurman'.
Jack: Yes!
Daniel: It has to mean something.
Jack: It does.

[Wordsmit2]

One of my favorite moments:

In "Into the Fire" Teal'c is accused of betraying his god:

Teal'c: "False god. *Dead* false god."

[Madeleine]

"bull****" is in common enough usage these days that it doesn't bother me too much, but "penis" is not an everyday conversational word and given the context, I found it tacky and offensive.

LOL I thought the exact opposite! 'Bull___' offends me because (a) it's unpleasant stuff and (b) it's something that just can't be said without rudeness or hostility. 'Penis' is a much more neutral word.

[Crazedwraith]

Grace
Daniel: Hey! Have I told you my latest theory yet? It's really cool. Lose something?
Sam: Did you see a…
Daniel: Little girl?
Sam: Yeah.
Daniel: No. (...)

Technically thats not Sam and Daniel, It's Sam and Sam.