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    I already sent her to the rack for one pun a few days ago. It obviously didn't help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoyed View Post
    I already sent her to the rack for one pun a few days ago. It obviously didn't help.
    Given the sheer amount of boxes I have moved over the last few weeks, I could probably do with a good stretch on the rack just to get my spine working properly again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoyed View Post
    I already sent her to the rack for one pun a few days ago. It obviously didn't help.
    Come on, that was literally my least intended pun of the century... it came out brilliantly.

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    Anywho... our evening news started showing compilations of funny video's made by people in these strange times. It's a way of ending the news with a positive note each day.

    You can watch the video's here. (though I don't know if they are region locked or not -- if they are, I'm sorry)

    They make me smile.
    Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum
    Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 8 of SG-1
    First time time watching Star Trek: The Adventures of Captain Kirk and his Trusted Sidekick, Mr. Spock

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    20 americans walk into a bar









































    idiots


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    That would be funnier if it wasn't true.

    https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1240371160078000128

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    idiots
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    - Starship Voyager's Holographic Doctor
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    this was the VERY first joke I EVER told, I was about 3 or 4 years old at the time:

    what did the fisherman say to the refrigerator, open up and let me put my fish inside

    my mom and sisters never let me forget this, they laughed for one reason then for another, but it WAS a successful joke, for me a laugh was a laugh.happy0030.gif

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