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    #31


    TP is gonna be the butt of many jokes...
    Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

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      #32
      Originally posted by Falcon Horus View Post


      TP is gonna be the butt of many jokes...
      Off to the rack with you for that pun.

      This was the topic in a a checkout line today.. and the question arose "what else can be used for that purpose?"... Someone suggested leaves, until I pointed out that the only type of leaves you're gonna find this time of the year around are are pine needles....

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        #33
        Previously on Stargate : Atlantis 2020

        "Running out of toilet rolls... is distasteful."
        "I was hoping for another day. Looks like we just got a whole lot more than that. Let's not waste it."

        "Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people who respond positively to quality entertainment."

        "Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today, but the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all."

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          #34
          Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
          Off to the rack with you for that pun.


          You're welcome.
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          Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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            #35

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              #36
              Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
              Off to the rack with you for that pun.

              This was the topic in a a checkout line today.. and the question arose "what else can be used for that purpose?"... Someone suggested leaves, until I pointed out that the only type of leaves you're gonna find this time of the year around are are pine needles....
              I'm thinking toilets with built-in bidets might start seeing an uptick in sales

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                #37
                Have been so busy that I totally forgot about the daily joke... busy times are busy...

                Q: What kind of jokes are the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?

                A:
                Spoiler:
                Inside jokes.
                Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

                Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Falcon Horus View Post
                  Have been so busy that I totally forgot about the daily joke... busy times are busy...

                  Q: What kind of jokes are the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?

                  A:
                  Spoiler:
                  Inside jokes.
                  Spoiler:
                  Are you sure you didn't mean "insider trading'? Oh, wait a minute. Never mind, that was the congresscritters.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                    Spoiler:
                    Are you sure you didn't mean "insider trading'? Oh, wait a minute. Never mind, that was the congresscritters.


                    Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

                    A:
                    Spoiler:
                    Because he was outstanding in his field.

                    Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

                    Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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                      #40
                      Dear lord, Charlie the Choo-Choo would derail over these puns. (Blaine the monorail for the Stephen King fans)
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                      ALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.
                      A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yet
                      The truth isn't the truth

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                        #41
                        I already sent her to the rack for one pun a few days ago. It obviously didn't help.

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                          I already sent her to the rack for one pun a few days ago. It obviously didn't help.
                          Given the sheer amount of boxes I have moved over the last few weeks, I could probably do with a good stretch on the rack just to get my spine working properly again.
                          sigpic
                          ALL THANKS TO THE WONDERFUL CREATOR OF THIS SIG GO TO R.I.G.
                          A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yet
                          The truth isn't the truth

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                            I already sent her to the rack for one pun a few days ago. It obviously didn't help.
                            Come on, that was literally my least intended pun of the century... it came out brilliantly.

                            ***

                            Anywho... our evening news started showing compilations of funny video's made by people in these strange times. It's a way of ending the news with a positive note each day.

                            You can watch the video's here. (though I don't know if they are region locked or not -- if they are, I'm sorry)

                            They make me smile.
                            Heightmeyer's Lemming -- still the coolest Lemming of the forum

                            Proper Stargate Rewatch -- season 10 of SG-1

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                              #44
                              20 americans walk into a bar









































                              idiots

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                                #45
                                That would be funnier if it wasn't true.

                                https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1240371160078000128

                                “If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”
                                Originally posted by SoulReaver View Post
                                20 americans walk into a bar









































                                idiots

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