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    Time to bring balance to the OT section, the Ying meets the Yang. This thread is for the decent human beings that believe the Earth is round and that our global situation isn't hopeless and progress can be made.

    I'll begin with:

    Tree planting 'has mind-blowing potential' to tackle climate crisis

    The analysis found there are 1.7bn hectares of treeless land on which 1.2tn native tree saplings would naturally grow. That area is about 11% of all land and equivalent to the size of the US and China combined. Tropical areas could have 100% tree cover, while others would be more sparsely covered, meaning that on average about half the area would be under tree canopy.
    Billions of trees could absorb about 2/3 of the current CO2 levels. Great idea. I don't think anybody would object to having more trees in their surroundings?
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    You want to put hard working lumberjacks out of business? They have mouths to feed
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    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    You want to put hard working lumberjacks out of business? They have mouths to feed
    Jelgate Annoyed 2nd of his name, please note that lumberjack business would not stop nor necessarily slow down.

    Lumberjacks can become planterjacks, and everybody's going to have a tree friend to hug when needed.
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    LOL @ planterjacks

    Also, in order to keep a forest healthy, lumberjacks will still be necessary to make sure all threes have an equal opportunity of growing up.
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    Balance?

    "A society grows great when old men plant trees, the shade of which they know they will never sit in. Good people do things for other people. That's it, the end." -- Penelope Wilton in Ricky Gervais's After Life

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigiFluid View Post
    Balance?

    What have you lost?
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon Horus View Post
    LOL @ planterjacks

    Also, in order to keep a forest healthy, lumberjacks will still be necessary to make sure all threes have an equal opportunity of growing up.
    Ever hear "The Trees" By Rush?

    That phrase "equal opportunity" always makes me nervous. Pay particular attention to the last lines of this.

    There is unrest in the Forest
    There is trouble with the trees
    For the Maples want more sunlight
    And the Oaks ignore their pleas.

    The trouble with the Maples
    (And they’re quite convinced they’re right)
    They say the Oaks are just too lofty
    And they grab up all the light
    But the Oaks can’t help their feelings
    If they like the way they’re made
    And they wonder why the Maples
    Can’t be happy in their shade?

    There is trouble in the Forest
    And the creatures all have fled
    As the Maples scream ‘Oppression!’
    And the Oaks, just shake their heads

    So the Maples formed a Union
    And demanded equal rights
    ‘The Oaks are just too greedy
    We will make them give us light’
    Now there’s no more Oak oppression
    For they passed a noble law
    And the trees are all kept equal
    By hatchet,
    Axe,
    And saw…
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    Everything
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoyed View Post
    Ever hear "The Trees" By Rush?

    That phrase "equal opportunity" always makes me nervous. Pay particular attention to the last lines of this.
    I have never, but clearly you've never heard of maintaining a forest.

    There was no hidden message of "equality" or whatever in that post, just basic nature stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    Everything
    Nice. +1 Unas point for you
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    And what can I use these Unas points
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    You can call a Unas wildcard and force me to insult someone.
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    You already do that for free
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    You can also buy Unas toenails, I'm afraid that's all you can redeem them for
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    Then you must cross the one line I wont cross. Insult GF's children
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    GF's children are so uneducated they believe ThreeDaysGrace is metal.
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    That was pathetic. Annoyed could do better
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    Spoiler:
    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    Im never wrong. Or sober.



    I blame the trees
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    GF's children are so uneducated they believe ThreeDaysGrace is metal.
    Bah, my kids know more metal than you.
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