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  1. #21
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    Now I'm picturing a family doing the windmill in perfect sync with a Roo mushpit in the backyard. The backyard is an Australian desert plain literally filled with snakes and other nopes.

    Close?
    Spoiler:
    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    No.
    Front yard is like that, because of Jel.
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    The truth isn't the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    You want to put hard working lumberjacks out of business? They have mouths to feed
    they'll get a well deserved rest & become slumberjacks

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    Time to bring balance to the OT section, the Ying meets the Yang. This thread is for the decent human beings that believe the Earth is round and that our global situation isn't hopeless and progress can be made.
    what of those who say the Earth is round and that the global situation is FUBAR?

  4. #24
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    And Soul is back...

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post
    they'll get a well deserved rest & become slumberjacks
    The Tale of Heightmeyer's Lemming by Falcon Horus

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post
    they'll get a well deserved rest & become slumberjacks

    what of those who say the Earth is round and that the global situation is FUBAR?
    That's just the other news/politics threads.
    "It may seem pointless but small talk is a vital dating skill. It helps to establish a rapport with your companion."
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    "Perhaps there's something to be said for assimilation after all."
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post
    what of those who say the Earth is round and that the global situation is FUBAR?
    *Picks a tissue, hands it over*

    No time to waste with desperados amigo.
    Spoiler:
    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon Horus View Post
    And Soul is back...





    what the hell's that avatar
    looks like a dead giant painted mouthless tick

    Quote Originally Posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    *Picks a tissue, hands it over*

    No time to waste with desperados amigo.
    you got the definition wrong gringo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon Horus View Post
    And Soul is back...



    The restraining order must have expired
    Quote Originally Posted by aretood2 View Post
    Jelgate is right

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post


    what the hell's that avatar
    looks like a dead giant painted mouthless tick
    Shh, don't let 1812 hear you say that about him! He's very sensitive to criticism!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaeden View Post
    Shh, don't let 1812 hear you say that about him! He's very sensitive to criticism!
    You're talking about FH. Assumptions are at your own risk, and probably wrong. That critter is too weird.
    "It may seem pointless but small talk is a vital dating skill. It helps to establish a rapport with your companion."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xaeden View Post
    Shh, don't let 1812 hear you say that about him! He's very sensitive to criticism!
    *Whistles in 1812*
    Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoyed View Post
    You're talking about FH. Assumptions are at your own risk, and probably wrong. That critter is too weird.
    I hope I wasn't thinking of Falcon Horus because I was also picturing someone who can do some serious damage with a tiny laser gun. You're not by chance, a Grudek, are you? This might end badly for you if so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post
    what the hell's that avatar
    looks like a dead giant painted mouthless tick
    Farscape's most famous DRD -- 1812

    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    The restraining order must have expired


    Quote Originally Posted by Xaeden View Post
    Shh, don't let 1812 hear you say that about him! He's very sensitive to criticism!
    Indeed, he is.

    Quote Originally Posted by Annoyed View Post
    You're talking about FH. Assumptions are at your own risk, and probably wrong. That critter is too weird.


    I'm quite tame... today...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    The restraining order must have expired
    no need for that SoulReaver exercises self-restraint

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon Horus View Post



    I'm quite tame... today...
    Why are you lying to them FH?
    Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.

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    one day FH will be tamed then domesticated into the obedient creature SoulReaver intended and she will thank him for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post
    one day FH will be tamed then domesticated into the obedient creature SoulReaver intended and she will thank him for it
    ...Kinky.
    Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.

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    I prefer the term brainwashed
    Quote Originally Posted by aretood2 View Post
    Jelgate is right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon Horus View Post
    LOL @ planterjacks

    Also, in order to keep a forest healthy, lumberjacks will still be necessary to make sure all threes have an equal opportunity of growing up.
    "Many of these trees were my friends..."

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    You have no friends just like GF. When you get married you only get one friend
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    Jelgate is right

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