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    #76
    Originally posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    Nice jeu de mots Soul, I command you.
    tabernak! thx man

    now I command you to fix that spelling mistake since you meant "commend"

    Originally posted by jelgate View Post
    I command Soul too.

    Clean my bathroom
    by your command

    (uses Jel's hair as a mop)

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      #77
      I fell into the GF trap. Also that was a poor mopping job with my short hair
      Originally posted by aretood2
      Jelgate is right

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        #78
        Originally posted by SoulReaver View Post
        tabernak! thx man

        now I command you to fix that spelling mistake since you meant "commend"

        by your command

        (uses Jel's hair as a mop)
        that cesspool on top of his head? that ain't gonna clean anything!

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          #79
          Originally posted by Falcon Horus View Post
          @Jelgate -- Tomb raiding... who does that... It's bonified archaeology.



          LOL!

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            #80
            Originally posted by SoulReaver View Post
            tabernak! thx man

            now I command you to fix that spelling mistake since you meant "commend"

            by your command

            (uses Jel's hair as a mop)
            I got bamboozled.

            GL trying to clean Jel's bathroom though, it's probably so greasy due to his insistance on eating bacon while showering that it's permanently stained.
            Spoiler:
            I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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              #81
              I dont shower. I take baths in bacon grease
              Originally posted by aretood2
              Jelgate is right

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                #82
                Originally posted by jelgate View Post
                I dont shower. I take baths in bacon grease
                Then go graverobbing with GF and FH? An interesting idea, a movie concept actually. There's money to be made.

                My fees are reasonable, contact Warner Chakas unlimited NOW while the offer lasts.
                Spoiler:
                I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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                  #83
                  I'll give you 5 bacpn strips and sole ownership of Soul
                  Originally posted by aretood2
                  Jelgate is right

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                    #84
                    The bacon is appealing, and I mean more is always good but... Yea. pass on that thanks.

                    Soul will declare anarchy the moment he sets foot.
                    Spoiler:
                    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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                      #85
                      Originally posted by jelgate View Post
                      I take baths in bacon grease
                      good (puts Jel in the frying pan)

                      who wants Jel bacon? 95% discount on account of the quality
                      Last edited by SoulReaver; 17 April 2019, 03:48 PM.

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                        #86
                        Originally posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
                        The bacon is appealing, and I mean more is always good but... Yea. pass on that thanks.

                        Soul will declare anarchy the moment he sets foot.
                        Remove his vocal cords
                        Originally posted by aretood2
                        Jelgate is right

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                          #87
                          Originally posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
                          Soul will declare anarchy the moment he sets foot.
                          monarchy

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                            #88
                            Originally posted by SoulReaver View Post
                            monarchy
                            What if I go for patriarchy and make you my beta?
                            Spoiler:
                            I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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                              #89
                              Originally posted by jelgate View Post
                              I dont shower. I take baths in bacon grease
                              well that's a waste of perfectly good bacon grease now contaminated with your effluvia

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                                #90
                                Originally posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
                                What if I go for patriarchy and make you my beta?
                                since when can the omega give ranks?

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