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Originally posted by SoulReaver View Posttabernak! thx man
now I command you to fix that spelling mistake since you meant "commend"
by your command
(uses Jel's hair as a mop)
GL trying to clean Jel's bathroom though, it's probably so greasy due to his insistance on eating bacon while showering that it's permanently stained.Spoiler:I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.
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Originally posted by jelgate View PostI dont shower. I take baths in bacon grease
My fees are reasonable, contact Warner Chakas unlimited NOW while the offer lasts.Spoiler:I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.
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The bacon is appealing, and I mean more is always good but... Yea. pass on that thanks.
Soul will declare anarchy the moment he sets foot.Spoiler:I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.
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Originally posted by jelgate View PostI take baths in bacon grease
who wants Jel bacon? 95% discount on account of the qualityLast edited by SoulReaver; 17 April 2019, 03:48 PM.
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Originally posted by SoulReaver View PostmonarchySpoiler:I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.
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