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  1. #81
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    Default Re: My absence.... Pretty bad news :(

    I dont shower. I take baths in bacon grease
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    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    I dont shower. I take baths in bacon grease
    Then go graverobbing with GF and FH? An interesting idea, a movie concept actually. There's money to be made.

    My fees are reasonable, contact Warner Chakas unlimited NOW while the offer lasts.
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

  3. #83
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    Default Re: My absence.... Pretty bad news :(

    I'll give you 5 bacpn strips and sole ownership of Soul
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    The bacon is appealing, and I mean more is always good but... Yea. pass on that thanks.

    Soul will declare anarchy the moment he sets foot.
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    Default Re: My absence.... Pretty bad news :(

    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    I take baths in bacon grease
    good (puts Jel in the frying pan)

    who wants Jel bacon? 95% discount on account of the quality
    Last edited by SoulReaver; April 17th, 2019 at 03:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    The bacon is appealing, and I mean more is always good but... Yea. pass on that thanks.

    Soul will declare anarchy the moment he sets foot.
    Remove his vocal cords
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    Soul will declare anarchy the moment he sets foot.
    monarchy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post
    monarchy
    What if I go for patriarchy and make you my beta?
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    I dont shower. I take baths in bacon grease
    well that's a waste of perfectly good bacon grease now contaminated with your effluvia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    What if I go for patriarchy and make you my beta?
    since when can the omega give ranks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_gater View Post
    well that's a waste of perfectly good bacon grease now contaminated with your effluvia
    Shots fired

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post
    since when can the omega give ranks?
    You need a SG rewatch, I am the first one.
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
    What if I go for patriarchy and make you my beta?
    No it's okay. I didn't have to sleep tonight. Those night terrors will be fine tonight
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulReaver View Post
    nothing wrong with wanting to RIP (read in peace)
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    Hum, so, *cough* You still alive Frank?
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    I say we go on a hunger strike until he returns

    *eats bacon*

    Im not very good at this
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    I think this thread might've killed him Jel, also it's sugar cabin time so you can forget about that hunger strike. I've got syrup to gulp.
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    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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    Tell diabetes, I said hi .
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    I drank from the Atlantic Ocean this morning... it was disgusting... also got fished out of the water like a salmon, according to my surf instructor. At that point, however, I lost all sense of what was up or down and I was glad he yanked me out of the waves.

    Yes, I went surfing for the first time this morning and loved it, despite the disgusting water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon Horus View Post
    I drank from the Atlantic Ocean this morning... it was disgusting... also got fished out of the water like a salmon, according to my surf instructor. At that point, however, I lost all sense of what was up or down and I was glad he yanked me out of the waves.

    Yes, I went surfing for the first time this morning and loved it, despite the disgusting water.
    Don't you know there are things in there that can swallow you whole?
    I mean, if you don't care about your own hide, that's one thing. But from your self-description, you're just a skinny little thing, an appetizer, so to speak. What about the folks around there when he comes back for a full meal?
    "It may seem pointless but small talk is a vital dating skill. It helps to establish a rapport with your companion."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Annoyed View Post
    Don't you know there are things in there that can swallow you whole?
    I mean, if you don't care about your own hide, that's one thing. But from your self-description, you're just a skinny little thing, an appetizer, so to speak. What about the folks around there when he comes back for a full meal?
    I KNOW!!!

    In fact, one of the guys in our small surf school group kept looking down and the instructor told him to stop looking for fish.

    And I kept thinking, "better safe than sorry"... although, I probably would get stuck in between any big fish's teeth.
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