I was watching Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 a couple of nights ago, and it occurred to me - if Rocket's a genetically engineered creature who just looks like a bipedal talking racoon, then what are the odds that there's a similar being somewhere out there who looks like a teddy bear?
Kind of like the bear from the two Ted movies.
So yeah, my S.H.I.E.L.D. Scotland story will now be subtitled "Three Men and a Bear".
I kind of have this image in my head of a short tempered, very sweary bear with a broad Glaswegian accent,