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    What about nature calls? Looks fun in a zero G environment.
    Spoiler:
    I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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      That's a relief. Why didn't I think of that?
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        They should have gone before they left, didn't their mother teach them anything?
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          Well this happened

          https://www.timesofisrael.com/biohac...into-his-body/

          Apparently

          OK so this actually is legit

          His paper

          https://osf.io/yj8xw/

          Where he got this

          https://en.vectorbuilder.com/design.html the story is legit
          Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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            Originally posted by Coco Pops View Post
            Well this happened

            https://www.timesofisrael.com/biohac...into-his-body/

            Apparently

            OK so this actually is legit

            His paper

            https://osf.io/yj8xw/

            Where he got this

            https://en.vectorbuilder.com/design.html the story is legit
            I heard he could've died from infections.
            Spoiler:
            I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.

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              Maybe we should inject the Constitution into a certain someone.....>.>
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                Originally posted by Chaka-Z0 View Post
                I heard he could've died from infections.

                Best case scenario his body flushes the stuff he injected and nothing happens

                Worst case he gets cancer.

                People do stupid things.
                Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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                  Originally posted by aretood2 View Post
                  Maybe we should inject the Constitution into a certain someone.....>.>
                  Actually, a whole lot of someones. Like, every Democratic politician in the country.

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                    Originally posted by Coco Pops View Post
                    Best case scenario his body flushes the stuff he injected and nothing happens

                    Worst case he gets cancer.

                    People do stupid things.
                    Could be worse than cancer/death. Suppose he successfully modified his DNA. Further, suppose he sires a child with his modified DNA. Who knows what repercussions might arise a generation or 10 down the road?

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                      Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                      Could be worse than cancer/death. Suppose he successfully modified his DNA. Further, suppose he sires a child with his modified DNA. Who knows what repercussions might arise a generation or 10 down the road?

                      Such as?
                      Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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                        Originally posted by Coco Pops View Post
                        Such as?
                        No one knows. That alone is enough to avoid screwing with this stuff.

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                          Originally posted by Annoyed View Post
                          No one knows. That alone is enough to avoid screwing with this stuff.


                          But how else do we get a super race....... Homo Sapiens Invictus
                          Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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                            We perform experiments on people useless to society. I suggest Annoyed
                            Originally posted by aretood2
                            Jelgate is right

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                              Originally posted by Coco Pops View Post
                              But how else do we get a super race....... Homo Sapiens Invictus

                              you wanna be a Nietschean (sp?) from GR's Andromeda?

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                                Originally posted by mad_gater View Post
                                you wanna be a Nietschean (sp?) from GR's Andromeda?


                                No because they were way too stupid. For example.


                                "When you overthrow the Systems Commonwealth since you thought it was too weak to protect you against the Magog invasion's scouts, causing there to be 3 centuries of bloodshed and chaos and oops not protecting anyone from the main invasion force of Magog?"
                                "When you're supposedly genetically superior but keep getting your ass handed to you by a 300 year old plain jane human that is genetically inferior, or Kluge so to speak."
                                "Wow well your so called superior society keeps collapsing into civil war."
                                "When you hate kluges, but treat the carcass of one as a sacred relic."
                                Go home aliens, go home!!!!

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