The Department of Boneheadedness.

[garhkal]

Not that rare.. I know plenty of people who park somewhere, stay for a long time, party, then forget where they parked..

[Annoyed]

This is why you don't cut driver's ed class.

Two boys tried to steal pizza delivery car but could not drive stick, cops say

[aretood2]

This is why you don't cut driver's ed class.

Two boys tried to steal pizza delivery car but could not drive stick, cops say

Intelligence was never a prerequisite for crime.

Edit: Also interesting that the commenters on the article are all assuming that the kids aren't citizens. Fox News commenters never fail to bring "race" into the equation.

[Annoyed]

Intelligence was never a prerequisite for crime.

Edit: Also interesting that the commenters on the article are all assuming that the kids aren't citizens. Fox News commenters never fail to bring "race" into the equation.

Excuse me? The article didn't mention race or immigration status at all.
The closest it came was describing the driver trying to deliver the pizza.

He recalled trying to give the resident their pizza but they denied they ordered one.

Whatever you're seeing is in your own head.

[jelgate]

He is taking about the people who comment about the article. Not the actual article

[Annoyed]

There aren't even any comments for the article. The gang of idiots at the bottom isn't even there,

[Gatefan1976]

There is currently over 2300 comments on the story.

[Annoyed]

Ah, I see. Script & ad blockers don't allow the comments on that one. I've never paid attention to the peanut gallery on that site, from what I've read from it, they are a little too bigoted for may taste anyway.
I didn't even notice it was not there anymore.

[Annoyed]

WTH?
At least he couldn't get the car pregnant.

Police stun man attempting to have sex with car's exhaust pipe

[mad_gater]

WTH?
At least he couldn't get the car pregnant.

Police stun man attempting to have sex with car's exhaust pipe

I wager the car wasn't running either because if it was I doubt he'd have any "equipment" left after it got burned away by very hot exhaust

[Coco Pops]

WTH?
At least he couldn't get the car pregnant.

Police stun man attempting to have sex with car's exhaust pipe

That can't be real....

Please tell me that is not real.

[Annoyed]

That can't be real....

Please tell me that is not real.

That's not CNN, which specializes in fake news.

Seriously, there are numerous references to it on the 'net, so I think it's legit.
Just enter "sex with car's exhaust pipe" into your favorite Google machine.

Never underestimate human stupidity.

[jelgate]

Well, back to therapy

[Womble]

Just enter "sex with car's exhaust pipe" into your favorite Google machine.

...And have Google forever remember that once upon a time, you searched for "sex with car's exhaust pipe"?

[Annoyed]

Good point.