Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[Anja]

I can use you both

Oh - I am useful again!

[jelgate]

I find a use for everyone

[Annoyed]

Just read the fine print first.

[jelgate]

Annoyed shows the kids what happens when you believe in conspiracy theories. The irony is that Annoyed has become a teacher

[Annoyed]

Annoyed shows the kids what happens when you believe in conspiracy theories. The irony is that Annoyed has become a teacher

How can that be? I don't have the summer off, and I can't nap at work.

[jelgate]

You are too old to have any work

[Annoyed]

I wish.

[jelgate]

Your wish is our reality

[squirrely1]

well they took down the SWFL eagle cam for the season but there are a few vids I could post The unhatched eggbert was still there on 5/23....seen still in the nest. And some other selfie vids of E9 that was previously recorded before he left the area...where he had discovered the camera strap. I'll leave it up to a vote as to what vids you want to see. I know you guys have to be suffering from these eagle cam vid withdrawls.

[jelgate]

Yes that is it

*turns off oven*

[squirrely1]

oh so you admit you ~can~ work the oven after all? *chains jelgate to the oven* Now where is my bacon?

[jelgate]

Jelgate can do anything. He leaves simple tasks to simple people

[squirrely1]

but SQ is complicated

[jelgate]

Not really.

*Cuts off SQ's tail*

I haven't done that in awhile

[epg20]

Not really.

*Cuts off SQ's tail*

I haven't done that in awhile

OUCH,,,HEY DUDE THAT WAS MY TAIL, now I will need to stand over the sink while I eat my spam sandwich, get some glasses, you just jabbed my butt.