Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

You were gone?

[squirrely1]

Yes! I guess Annoyed's senility is starting to spread!

[jelgate]

Or you just aren't important enough to notice

[Annoyed]

I'm baaaaack!! mwhahahahaha

You finally got your tail untied!

[squirrely1]

Or you just aren't important enough to notice

blah blah blah.....I've missed our lively discussions!

You finally got your tail untied!

what do you mean untied? I spent 4 weeks reattaching it from where jelgate chopped it off!!

[jelgate]

*chops off SQ's tail*

See you at Christmas

[squirrely1]

That’s it!! I’m gonna start charging you tool rental fee! After all you do use that as a back scratcher.

[jelgate]

Why do you think I'll start paying?

[squirrely1]

Ok everyone.....guess what? We have a new little eaglet!! E12 hatched yesterday! And it looks like we will have E13 later today. Oh and I thought you'd all like this. There is a squirrel Christmas dinner in the nest apparently. Merry Christmas everyone!

[squirrely1]

What's this? The bacon thread is buried??!!! BLASPHEMY!!

[jelgate]

You burned the bacon. You must be punished....by eating turkey bacon

[Annoyed]

jelgate is off his bacon for now, ever since he was required to cook it in a crock pot due to his misbehavior in the political threads.

[squirrely1]

Hmmm *eats the burnt bacon*. Tastes fine to me.

[jelgate]

Why would I expect a teacher to have taste?

[squirrely1]

Well it doesn’t take a genius to know that burnt bacon is better than turkey bacon.