Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

Agreed. That's why its your punishment

[DigiFluid]

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/arti...pig-population



Everyone stock up before it gets expensive! Buy more than you need, and sell it at enormous profit! Become your neighbourhood's Bacon Baron!

[mad_gater]

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/arti...pig-population



Everyone stock up before it gets expensive! Buy more than you need, and sell it at enormous profit! Become your neighbourhood's Bacon Baron!

or turkey and chicken bacon might start becoming more profitable for soon to be desperate people wanting a bacon fix but no pork bacon available

[epg20]

the great war had ben over for years, it had spread to the other parts of the galaxy and the war arvaged battle scared planet now lays quiet, there is nothing but sand and wind storms blowing across its surface, all is quiet and barron, the massive storms continue to blow on and off for years until it uncovers a small bunker hiden under the ,now blown away, mountian of sand, the solar pannels start to generate power and the systems start to activate first thing to come on are the sensors, they scan for risidual power signitures, there are none, no satatlites, only a massive field of junk, and debris, the next thing it scans for is life signs, there are none, just a bunch of bones stripped of thier flesh by the sand storms, and lastly it powers up the auxillary reactor and runs system checks, every thing is running smoothly, a few minor problems crop up but they were quickly fixed by the scondary systems and the final thing the systems are to engagethe last system, the door opens and a body rises from the cryo crypt, the persons eyes open and look around the empty room, he tries to talk but he chokes on the first words he tried to speak in, he doesn't know, how many years, but after clearing his throat and testing his voice a few times and using the hoses connected to the front and back of his lower parts, he finally speaks his first full sentence:

"HEY, WHAT DOES A GUY NEED TO DO TO GET SOME SPAM IN THIS PLACE.

[epg20]

https://www.scmp.com/news/world/arti...pig-population



Everyone stock up before it gets expensive! Buy more than you need, and sell it at enormous profit! Become your neighbourhood's Bacon Baron!

or before people become so desperate, YOU become the BACON after all we are the "long pork" happy0009.gif

[squirrely1]

the great war had ben over for years, it had spread to the other parts of the galaxy and the war arvaged battle scared planet now lays quiet, there is nothing but sand and wind storms blowing across its surface, all is quiet and barron, the massive storms continue to blow on and off for years until it uncovers a small bunker hiden under the ,now blown away, mountian of sand, the solar pannels start to generate power and the systems start to activate first thing to come on are the sensors, they scan for risidual power signitures, there are none, no satatlites, only a massive field of junk, and debris, the next thing it scans for is life signs, there are none, just a bunch of bones stripped of thier flesh by the sand storms, and lastly it powers up the auxillary reactor and runs system checks, every thing is running smoothly, a few minor problems crop up but they were quickly fixed by the scondary systems and the final thing the systems are to engagethe last system, the door opens and a body rises from the cryo crypt, the persons eyes open and look around the empty room, he tries to talk but he chokes on the first words he tried to speak in, he doesn't know, how many years, but after clearing his throat and testing his voice a few times and using the hoses connected to the front and back of his lower parts, he finally speaks his first full sentence:

"HEY, WHAT DOES A GUY NEED TO DO TO GET SOME SPAM IN THIS PLACE.

EPG!! Long time no see! Well I did see some pretty good Spam options at the grocery store the other day. I think they are branching out and making some different flavors...like that would help it! LOL

[jelgate]

Spam is only good to torment your neighbor who doesn't respect property lines. Get bushes off my lawn or I'm dumping two next time

[epg20]

EPG!! Long time no see! Well I did see some pretty good Spam options at the grocery store the other day. I think they are branching out and making some different flavors...like that would help it! LOL

thanks, yeah, SPAM, had to deal with some things, SPAM, but they have ben dealt with, YUMMY SPAM, classic spam is good, want to get the one with the jalapeños in it, but it is never in the stores, always sold out, VERY YUMMY SPAM. happy0003.gif

[epg20]

Spam is only good to torment your neighbor who doesn't respect property lines. Get bushes off my lawn or I'm dumping two next time

yeah, I guess you are right, I mean, even today it is difficult to find spam and there is still pounds of bacon in the cold case so yeah, I guess that the rumor that it cures baldness, cancer and covid also it acts as a trump repellant so a bad thing all round. happy0065.gifhappy0007.gif

[Who Knows]

"HEY, WHAT DOES A GUY NEED TO DO TO GET SOME SPAM IN THIS PLACE.

Just ask mate, just ask

[Annoyed]

yeah, I guess you are right, I mean, even today it is difficult to find spam and there is still pounds of bacon in the cold case so yeah, I guess that the rumor that it cures baldness, cancer and covid also it acts as a trump repellant so a bad thing all round. [ATTACH=CONFIG]43129[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]43130[/ATTACH]

Why would you want such a thing?

[epg20]

Just ask mate, just ask

WOW thanks, this should do for lunch!happy0099.gif

[jelgate]

yeah, I guess you are right, I mean, even today it is difficult to find spam and there is still pounds of bacon in the cold case so yeah, I guess that the rumor that it cures baldness, cancer and covid also it acts as a trump repellant so a bad thing all round. [ATTACH=CONFIG]43129[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]43130[/ATTACH]

You're confusing spam with common sense

[epg20]

You're confusing spam with common sense

no, common sense is only a trump repellent. spam is the cure for a trumpfection, it is a vaccine to exposure to the Donald which causes fear and a softening of the spine and feet. severe cases of trumpfection cause fear and a softening of the spine and feet, AND the appearance of a large discolored area along the middle of the back and an inability to tell the truth or speak with out reading from a script, when cases get this bad, even the use of spam will have little effect.

[Annoyed]

You guys are confusing Trump with Biden.