Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[squirrely1]

I don't have one yet. They are $1800 I'm a teacher and can't afford it.

[jelgate]

Teachers are rich. We have been through this

[Annoyed]

*hacks the hearing aid*

Now I can make her hear voices

She already hears voices.

[Annoyed]

I don't have one yet. They are $1800 I'm a teacher and can't afford it.

Nonsense. What was Tim Taylor's tagline? "More Power". Just turn the stereo up.
As long as you can hear the music, who cares about the rest of it?

[jelgate]

*stands behind picket fence*

Its like the great philospher said...

[squirrely1]

the problem is the hearing loss is in the speech range...I'm a teacher and hearing is critical to my job. I mean it's just a mild issue right now but it's something that if I don't correct it, it could and will get worse over time. I think the true sign of someone who is old is when they live in denial that they don't have a problem and they are screaming WHAT???WHAT??? all the time. I don't want to be that person.

[jelgate]

You are already that person

[squirrely1]

You are already that person

WHAT? WHAT? I can't hear you!

[jelgate]

My point has been proven

[squirrely1]

This makes me your elder...now hold still for your daily whippin!

[jelgate]

I don't subscribe to the blind respect your elders mentality

[Annoyed]

That is obvious.

[jelgate]

Respect is earned not given just because you happen to live longer than others

[squirrely1]

I don't subscribe to the blind respect your elders mentality

who said anything about respect? I said it was time for your beating! Two separate things.

[Annoyed]

who said anything about respect? I said it was time for your beating! Two separate things.

Wash your hands after touching that.