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    GateWorld The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

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    Oh yes

    Welcome to T'Farrar Island. We are officially open for business. Us Cantinians are known for our outlook on animal life. We're very caring folk.

    You see the animals in the Cantina Basement were abandoned after the exodus to Cantina MK II, but we made clones using PH's machines and put them here to compensate for the loss.

    However - and it's not a racist thing - but no snakes allowed please.

    *rides iguana over to the tennis courts* Anyone know how to play iguana tennis?

    Also I should probably mention that, naturally, for the most undesired animals there is an arena on the far side of the island where you can pitch them against each other. The winning animal gets to return to the sanctuary of course And the winning better gets a free beer at the Cantina
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    Default Re: The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

    Looks at RT's snakes. *burns them*

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    Default Re: The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

    Yes, burn them. Burn them quickly and then throw the ashes into the ocean! :/
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    *brings over Sammy the hammer-wielding squirrel*
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    Default Re: The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral Mappalazarou View Post
    Yes, burn them. Burn them quickly and then throw the ashes into the ocean! :/
    Poor snakes. Not even Indiana Jones liked them. Are Dinosaur's accepted? I don't ride horses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WingedPegasus View Post
    *brings over Sammy the hammer-wielding squirrel*
    Into the arena perhaps?
    Quote Originally Posted by Replicator Todd View Post
    Poor snakes. Not even Indiana Jones liked them. Are Dinosaur's accepted? I don't ride horses.
    Dinosaurs were here first. It's only natural they should be allowed to roam freely.

    *rides Iguana to T'Farrar mountain* I think we'd be doing our Tame proud here.
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    *Like the Norse goddess Freya, gets a chariot pulled by two giant cats*
    If found, is probably lost on the way to Azaroth or the Pegasus Galaxy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draygon View Post
    *Like the Norse goddess Freya, gets a chariot pulled by two giant cats*
    :3 *ties balloon to tigers*
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    *releases Cowpants into the wild*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral Mappalazarou View Post
    :3 *ties balloon to tigers*
    My cats are better
    If found, is probably lost on the way to Azaroth or the Pegasus Galaxy

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    *gets on Zee the T-Rex*

    This is my ride. She runs fast and her name starts with a Z. Oh yeah.

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    Default Re: The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

    Quote Originally Posted by Pharaoh Hamenthotep View Post
    *releases Cowpants into the wild*
    About damn time. *tags Cow* Now I can keep tabs on the little . . . person . . .
    Quote Originally Posted by Draygon View Post
    My cats are better
    :3 *ties balloon to Dray's chariot*
    Quote Originally Posted by Replicator Todd View Post
    *gets on Zee the T-Rex*

    This is my ride. She runs fast and her name starts with a Z. Oh yeah.
    By the way - not sure if I should have mentioned this in the first post - but due to the limited cloning facilities all animals on the island (save for Cow) are female.

    At least there won't be a breeding problem.

    . . .

    That's what she said.
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    Default Re: The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral Mappalazarou View Post
    Spoiler:


    Oh yes

    Welcome to T'Farrar Island. We are officially open for business. Us Cantinians are known for our outlook on animal life. We're very caring folk.

    You see the animals in the Cantina Basement were abandoned after the exodus to Cantina MK II, but we made clones using PH's machines and put them here to compensate for the loss.

    However - and it's not a racist thing - but no snakes allowed please.

    *rides iguana over to the tennis courts* Anyone know how to play iguana tennis?

    Also I should probably mention that, naturally, for the most undesired animals there is an arena on the far side of the island where you can pitch them against each other. The winning animal gets to return to the sanctuary of course And the winning better gets a free beer at the Cantina
    Can PH be the animal?
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    Jelgate is right

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    Default Re: The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

    Oh for the love of... ANOTHER CANTINA THREAD?!

    You people have a disease. A DISEASE, I SAY.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral Mappalazarou View Post
    About damn time. *tags Cow* Now I can keep tabs on the little . . . person . . .

    :3 *ties balloon to Dray's chariot*


    By the way - not sure if I should have mentioned this in the first post - but due to the limited cloning facilities all animals on the island (save for Cow) are female.

    At least there won't be a breeding problem.
    Indeed...

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    *doesn't like the idea of iguana tennis* *hides*
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    Default Re: The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

    Quote Originally Posted by jelgate View Post
    Can PH be the animal?
    We could have a vote.
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    Oh for the love of... ANOTHER CANTINA THREAD?!

    You people have a disease. A DISEASE, I SAY.








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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post
    *doesn't like the idea of iguana tennis* *hides*
    It's a Mod delicacy I hear, from the upper subforums
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    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral Mappalazarou View Post
    We could have a vote.


    Ahhh s09119, our first arena volunteer . . . *shoves into arena with WP's angry squirrel* I got bets on the one with the hammer.
    I bet the Deus Ex Machina button
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    Quote Originally Posted by Admiral Mappalazarou View Post
    It's a Mod delicacy I hear, from the upper subforums
    < *is an iguana*
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