The GateWorld Cantina Animal Sanctuary

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Spoiler:

Oh yes

Welcome to T'Farrar Island. We are officially open for business. Us Cantinians are known for our outlook on animal life. We're very caring folk.

You see the animals in the Cantina Basement were abandoned after the exodus to Cantina MK II, but we made clones using PH's machines and put them here to compensate for the loss.

However - and it's not a racist thing - but no snakes allowed please.

*rides iguana over to the tennis courts* Anyone know how to play iguana tennis?

Also I should probably mention that, naturally, for the most undesired animals there is an arena on the far side of the island where you can pitch them against each other. The winning animal gets to return to the sanctuary of course And the winning better gets a free beer at the Cantina

[Replicator Todd]

Looks at RT's snakes. *burns them*

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Yes, burn them. Burn them quickly and then throw the ashes into the ocean! :/

[WingedPegasus]

*brings over Sammy the hammer-wielding squirrel*

[Replicator Todd]

Yes, burn them. Burn them quickly and then throw the ashes into the ocean! :/

Poor snakes. Not even Indiana Jones liked them. Are Dinosaur's accepted? I don't ride horses.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

*brings over Sammy the hammer-wielding squirrel*

Into the arena perhaps?

Poor snakes. Not even Indiana Jones liked them. Are Dinosaur's accepted? I don't ride horses.

Dinosaurs were here first. It's only natural they should be allowed to roam freely.

*rides Iguana to T'Farrar mountain* I think we'd be doing our Tame proud here.

[Draygon]

*Like the Norse goddess Freya, gets a chariot pulled by two giant cats*

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

*Like the Norse goddess Freya, gets a chariot pulled by two giant cats*

:3 *ties balloon to tigers*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*releases Cowpants into the wild*

[Draygon]

:3 *ties balloon to tigers*

My cats are better

[Replicator Todd]

*gets on Zee the T-Rex*

This is my ride. She runs fast and her name starts with a Z. Oh yeah.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

*releases Cowpants into the wild*

About damn time. *tags Cow* Now I can keep tabs on the little . . . person . . .

My cats are better

:3 *ties balloon to Dray's chariot*

*gets on Zee the T-Rex*

This is my ride. She runs fast and her name starts with a Z. Oh yeah.

By the way - not sure if I should have mentioned this in the first post - but due to the limited cloning facilities all animals on the island (save for Cow) are female.

At least there won't be a breeding problem.

. . .

That's what she said.

[jelgate]

Spoiler:

Oh yes

Welcome to T'Farrar Island. We are officially open for business. Us Cantinians are known for our outlook on animal life. We're very caring folk.

You see the animals in the Cantina Basement were abandoned after the exodus to Cantina MK II, but we made clones using PH's machines and put them here to compensate for the loss.

However - and it's not a racist thing - but no snakes allowed please.

*rides iguana over to the tennis courts* Anyone know how to play iguana tennis?

Also I should probably mention that, naturally, for the most undesired animals there is an arena on the far side of the island where you can pitch them against each other. The winning animal gets to return to the sanctuary of course And the winning better gets a free beer at the Cantina

Can PH be the animal?

[s09119]

Oh for the love of... ANOTHER CANTINA THREAD?!

You people have a disease. A DISEASE, I SAY.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

About damn time. *tags Cow* Now I can keep tabs on the little . . . person . . .

:3 *ties balloon to Dray's chariot*


By the way - not sure if I should have mentioned this in the first post - but due to the limited cloning facilities all animals on the island (save for Cow) are female.

At least there won't be a breeding problem.

Indeed...