The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[jelgate]

*gouges out SQ's eyes with pin*

[aretood2]

That sounds needlessly messy.

[jelgate]

Do you know who I am?

[aretood2]

Ivana? *Joins nightwatch*...wait...does that make me a? *Puts on a MAGA red baseball cap* Well color me orange.

[jelgate]

Ivana? *Joins nightwatch*...wait...does that make me a? *Puts on a MAGA red baseball cap* Well color me orange.

Will do President Trump

[squirrely1]

would you like to buy a Trump Hat? LOL

[jelgate]

Nuts are more your thing

[squirrely1]

oh ....will you buy these nuts? *flashes fancy nuts*

[aretood2]

*Is Archno-Liberal Tood*....*Burns SQ's school to the ground* It had too many white people and thus was clearly racist. How do I know? Because it was a Christian school.

[squirrely1]

*Is Archno-Liberal Tood*....*Burns SQ's school to the ground* It had too many white people and thus was clearly racist. How do I know? Because it was a Christian school.

*mourns the loss of all the students and families of different color*

[aretood2]

*mourns the loss of all the students and families of different color*

It's all the white man's fault. *Makes and burns flags*

[squirrely1]

It's all the white man's fault. *Makes and burns flags*

*kneels at their burnings* Oh wait...no that's not right....

[aretood2]

*kneels at their burnings* Oh wait...no that's not right....

I can make it better. I have come into the possession of a brain cell you may be interested in. That is, for the right price.

[squirrely1]

I can make it better. I have come into the possession of a brain cell you may be interested in. That is, for the right price.

really? *drools and wrings hands* Ok .....how much?? *winces*

[aretood2]

really? *drools and wrings hands* Ok .....how much?? *winces*

What are you willing to give up?