The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Annoyed]

Of course he's an evil bastard, Damned Vulcan Sith Lords. so twisted by their early years.

[Falcon Horus]

*Puts a "hamster" on shoulder*

Cue the Hamster Dance...

[Ukko]

*Injects everyone with microchips*

[jelgate]

*appears with a rum Irish coffee and a bathrobe*

You rang

[Ukko]

*Drinks the bathrobe and covers self in coffee*

I rang the bell to bring to your attention something of great import. Someone has replaced all the bacon with tofu. I demand vengeance

[jelgate]

Just set the world's supply of tofu on fire.

I wonder if all my solutions involve arson

[Ukko]

Arson is one of the only worthwhile solutions.

*burns London* see?

[jelgate]

Couldn't you have burned Australia instead.

You see, I'm in GF's will

[Ukko]

I see no reason this can't happen.

*Burns Australia* What has he left you? Is it valuable? *Drinks several pints of absinthe*

[Gatefan1976]

He's after me lucky charms.
*Burns Jel

[Ukko]

*Sits by fire and drinks*

[jelgate]

GF can keep his wife

*drinks Ukko*

[Gatefan1976]

That's just nasty

[chocolate_muffin]

*appears with a rum Irish coffee and a bathrobe*

You rang

*takes coffee* thank you dearie

[jelgate]

That's just nasty

He don't know me very well do he?

*takes coffee* thank you dearie

You sound like my grandmother