The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[Gatefan1976]

Hah, I cook more than her.

[mad_gater]

I adopted twins, trust me, your girl is how old now, 7 or so ? My girls are both 14, The Terrible Teens, are named that for a reason

why do you think I've sworn off having kids? my blood pressure is high enough already thank you very much

[mad_gater]

To be fair, the reviews of 2020 aren't wrong.

Yep. Like oh god I have to care for this squirming bundle that caused immense pain to birth. Goodbye sleep, goodbye sanity, hello poop baths at 3 am.

It gets better/worse as they grow. Just caught my own sprog up at 1 am playing her Switch last night. After being told to go to bed at her bedtime at 9. So far she's spent £70 on DLCs for games from her christmas money.

well if I were you....start taking away things....as is your right as her parent until she leaves the nest.....doesn't matter if she's 4 or 40....legal age of adulthood doesn't matter...if they're under your roof they follow your rules and suffer consequences if they break them....this is probably why we have so many unruly kids around nowadays.....parents don't seem to want to discipline their kids

[mad_gater]

Look who's talking!!
I bet you smell like a rose after pushing cart's all day!!
I damn well reek after doing night fill.
(ok I probably reek all the time)

that's why I said that...the combined stench of all of us would probably make a toxic dump and raw sewage combined smell like Chanel No. 9

[Princess Awinita]

why do you think I've sworn off having kids? my blood pressure is high enough already thank you very much

I swear that is not my fault!!

[Gatefan1976]

I swear that is not my fault!!

Yet you bring it up

[jelgate]

Its like my grandpa used to say, Men die younger to escape the nagging

[susanne1]

Its like my grandpa used to say, Men die younger to escape the nagging

Was it told to you during the bronze age?

Happy New Year everyone! We survived another year. Barely.

[jelgate]

*coughs on susie*

I'm legally obligated to say I was COVID positive 4 weeks ago

[Princess Awinita]

*coughs on susie*

I'm legally obligated to say I was COVID positive 4 weeks ago

I had it back in January, I still thank my husband for helping me through it. Oddly my mom got it, but my dad, my brother, my husband and both my daughters never got it

[mad_gater]

I had it back in January, I still thank my husband for helping me through it. Oddly my mom got it, but my dad, my brother, my husband and both my daughters never got it

I still say I'm probably immune to everything....including this COVID being from the generation that drank water out of garden hoses, used those fabric towels on a roll in public restrooms and used God knows how many pay phones when I was a kid

[Princess Awinita]

I still say I'm probably immune to everything....including this COVID being from the generation that drank water out of garden hoses, used those fabric towels on a roll in public restrooms and used God knows how many pay phones when I was a kid

The strangest part is that I havent been sick with anything since last year

[imzadi35]

Got a question for you all. I know there's a thread for this, but I'm still wondering if any of you have seen the movie Greenland? I want to see it, but I'm still wondering what you all think of it? Thanks in advance!

[Falcon Horus]

I still say I'm probably immune to everything....including this COVID being from the generation that drank water out of garden hoses, used those fabric towels on a roll in public restrooms and used God knows how many pay phones when I was a kid

Add eating dirt from the garden... hell, add eating vegetables from a garden close to a chemical plant and in the "it doesn't matter one way or another, why bother with iodine pills" radius of a nuclear research facility (I will never forget the alarm tests every first thursday of the month, like ever).

Oh yeah, I glow in the dark.

[Overl0rd_Krenner]

this is such a bizarre, yet beautiful experience.

WHO WANTS THE FANTA OCTAGON.

Oh, not me, really. WAIT NO DON'T RUN INTO THE TABLE

okay,