The GateWorld Cantina MKII

[chocolate_muffin]

*impales jelly’s forehead with a rusty spoon*

There. Migraine simulator.

[jelgate]

Meh. I get bruises like this everyday at work

[aretood2]

Greetings Tood. Sup while I’ve been busy straining shirts?

The same thing we do every night, Choccie, try to take over the world!!!!

Attention all, message from Lady PH:

PH owns the PG Straining Shirt.

@ Jelgate
And so is the bacon throne.

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Then we'll call it something new, something different...

It will be tood's sacred duty to flirt with you.

That would only apply to the water filter.

tood flirts with everyone

?LIES!!! Vicious unfounded LIES!!!!

[Wraithworshipper]

*impales jelly’s forehead with a rusty spoon*

There. Migraine simulator.

Approves of CM's migraine simulator. Now add electricity passing through rusty spoon. Improved simulation.

[chocolate_muffin]

Approves of CM's migraine simulator. Now add electricity passing through rusty spoon. Improved simulation.

Excellent upgrade. Needs a random interval supercharger too.

[aretood2]

Excellent upgrade. Needs a random interval supercharger too.

*Reverses the polarity*

[jelgate]

Great. Now muffin is on fire. I'll grab the marshmallows

[chocolate_muffin]

Cheers mates, it was getting a bit nippy here
*roasts*

Soon I’ll be as toasted as my favourite coffee beans

[Gatefan1976]

Cheers mates, it was getting a bit nippy here
*roasts*

Soon I’ll be as toasted as my favourite coffee beans

Choc-coffee muffins!!

[chocolate_muffin]

Choc-coffee muffins!!

*cranks up the heat* this sauna is pathetic

[jelgate]

All sauna's are pathetic

*pushes muffin into the Rum pool*

I haven't cleaned that thing in years

[chocolate_muffin]

*still burning*
*watches the rum all light up in flames*

[jelgate]

It made a noble sacrifice if it takes you with it.

I became sober when you left

[chocolate_muffin]

Jelly is confessing to feelings other than disappointment. Imposter!
Where are the tar and feathers?!

[jelgate]

We all have to grow up sometime. I just figured it would be you before me. I fear for the children.




Although, Annoyed never grew up