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  1. #41
    Captain Emengee's Avatar
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    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    Spoiler:
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes

    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner.
    Last edited by Emengee; August 13th, 2011 at 01:51 PM.

  2. #42
    Lieutenant Colonel Elorendil's Avatar
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    Jun 2010
    Location
    In Nikola's arms
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    3,244

    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    Spoiler:
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes

    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    Last edited by Elorendil; July 29th, 2011 at 09:43 AM.
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  3. #43
    Major General AresLover452's Avatar
    Member Since
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Stalking the streets with Jack the Ripper
    Posts
    10,437

    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    Spoiler:
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes

    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.

  4. #44
    Lieutenant Colonel Elorendil's Avatar
    Member Since
    Jun 2010
    Location
    In Nikola's arms
    Posts
    3,244

    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    Spoiler:
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes

    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    Signature by Glitch33.

    Official assistant thread elf of the Nikola Tesla/Jonathon Young appreciation thread and member of the Teslen thread.

  5. #45
    Staff Sergeant Himisoara's Avatar
    Member Since
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Somewhere in Heaven
    Posts
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    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]

  6. #46
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    Member Since
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Sanctuary lives on through us!
    Posts
    1,880

    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    Sig by Yamiinsane, Thanks!
    'It's Nuttier than Squirrel poo' - Amanda Tapping
    : Thats it! Sphere, planet, label, name! : Following, still, you, not!
    I'm not crazy...I just have another consciousness in my brain! So he just looks crazy then?
    Indeed

  7. #47
    Staff Sergeant
    Member Since
    Aug 2011
    Posts
    68

    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.

  8. #48
    Captain StarSancFar's Avatar
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    Sep 2010
    Location
    Sanctuary lives on through us!
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    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
    135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
    136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
    137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
    138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
    139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
    140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
    Last edited by StarSancFar; September 3rd, 2011 at 12:34 PM. Reason: bolded my new ones :)
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    Indeed

  9. #49
    Lieutenant Colonel Elorendil's Avatar
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    Jun 2010
    Location
    In Nikola's arms
    Posts
    3,244

    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
    135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
    136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
    137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
    138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
    139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
    140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
    141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
    Signature by Glitch33.

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    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
    135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
    136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
    137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
    138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
    139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
    140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
    141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
    142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
    Sig by Yamiinsane, Thanks!
    'It's Nuttier than Squirrel poo' - Amanda Tapping
    : Thats it! Sphere, planet, label, name! : Following, still, you, not!
    I'm not crazy...I just have another consciousness in my brain! So he just looks crazy then?
    Indeed

  11. #51
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    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
    135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
    136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
    137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
    138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
    139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
    140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
    141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
    142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
    143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
    Signature by Glitch33.

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  12. #52
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    Sep 2010
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    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
    135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
    136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
    137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
    138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
    139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
    140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
    141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
    142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
    143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
    144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at £5 a ticket Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha!
    Sig by Yamiinsane, Thanks!
    'It's Nuttier than Squirrel poo' - Amanda Tapping
    : Thats it! Sphere, planet, label, name! : Following, still, you, not!
    I'm not crazy...I just have another consciousness in my brain! So he just looks crazy then?
    Indeed

  13. #53
    Lieutenant Colonel Elorendil's Avatar
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    Jun 2010
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    In Nikola's arms
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    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
    135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
    136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
    137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
    138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
    139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
    140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
    141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
    142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
    143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
    144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at £5 a ticket Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha!
    145. I will not use Nikola as my own personal teddy bear.
    146. I will not insist that John should serve as my own, instant transportation service.
    147. I will not ask Nikola to scratch that annoying spot on my back that I can never quite reach with his claws.
    Signature by Glitch33.

    Official assistant thread elf of the Nikola Tesla/Jonathon Young appreciation thread and member of the Teslen thread.

  14. #54
    Captain StarSancFar's Avatar
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    Sep 2010
    Location
    Sanctuary lives on through us!
    Posts
    1,880

    Default Re: The 'Things I am not allowed to do in the Sanctuary' Game!

    1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
    2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
    3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
    4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
    5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
    6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
    7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
    8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
    9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
    10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
    11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
    12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
    13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
    14. to plunder Will's pants
    15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
    16. to run away with guns
    17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
    18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
    19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
    20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
    21. I will not call Henry a geek.
    22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
    23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
    24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
    25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
    26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
    27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
    28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
    29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
    30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
    31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
    32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
    33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
    35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
    36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
    37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
    38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
    39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
    40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
    41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
    42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
    43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
    44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
    45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
    46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
    47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
    48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
    49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
    50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
    51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
    52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
    53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
    54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
    55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
    56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
    57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
    58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
    59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
    60. I will not call Will huggybear.
    61. I will not call Will Concubine.
    62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
    63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
    64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
    65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
    66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
    67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
    68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
    69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
    70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
    71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
    72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
    73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
    74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
    75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
    76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
    78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
    79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
    80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
    81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
    82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
    83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
    84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
    85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
    86. I will not hide Will's baseball and make it look like Henry or one of the other abnormals had something to do with it.
    87. I will not beg Will to be my concubine...yeah about that
    88. I will not call Tesla "Dobby" and treat him like a house elf. Wait, who am I kidding?
    89. I will not hand Tesla a handful of grapes and tell him to make his own damn wine.
    90. I will not hand Will a dollar every time he drops his pants.
    91. I will not invite Biggie to a girls day at the salon.
    92. I will not tell Biggie that I will brush his hair if he brushes mine.
    93. I will not accidentally hit the panic button when I see a spider in Will's room.
    92. I will not bribe Biggie with a ball of yarn and say 'Here Biggie Biggie'
    93. I will not greet Biggie by saying 'Hi Alf!'
    94. Nor will I tell him to not eat the cat.
    95. I will not walk up to Henry and ask him 'Can you help me find the litter box?' *click*
    96. I will not refer to Henry and Bigfoot as comic con fan boys.
    97. I *will* snarl at Will and call him the "best protégé ever" when he tries to outsmart or usurp Magnus.
    98. I will not put a leash on Henry and take him for a walk.
    99. I will not fantasize over Nikola wearing black satin boxers (and only black satin boxers)
    (Hangover spoiler, sorta)
    100. I will not ask Henry if he wants to go shoot Will some more *Shifty Eyes
    101. I will not steal Helen's tea and run through the halls yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING' as she attempts to shoot me with a stunner
    102. I will not refill Tesla's wine bottle with colored water
    103. I will not refill it with tinted rubbing alcohol, either
    104. I will not pelt Tesla with garlic
    105. I will not run Tesla through with a sword just so I can watch him regenerate
    106. I will not wax John's head while he is sleeping
    107. I will not sing "Who Wants to Live Forever" everytime Helen walks by
    108. I will not ask Helen if she is really an elf from Lord of the Rings in disguise and if that is why she is so long-lived
    109. I will not electrify the tub in Nikola's bathroom
    110. I will not bleach Tesla's favorite suit just to see his reaction
    111. I will not pelt Biggie with moldy cheese
    112. I will not fawn over Tesla (yeah, right!)
    113. I will not add sharks to Sally's tank "to give her exercise"
    114. I will not call Nikola "Nik," "Nikky" or any other variation on these nicknames.
    115. I will not get on the Sanctuary PA and blast the song MONSTER MASH.
    116. I will not smuggle myself and a large stash of Nubbins into Nikola's room and then lock him in with me.
    117.I will not get swimming with Sally without permission of Helen.
    118.I will not say that Nikola has the most sexy smile in the entire world.
    119. I will not install a camera in Nickola's bedroom. [i will doo)]
    120: I will not bash Helen and Nikola's faces together at every oppurtunity
    121: I will not empty Helen's favourite wine and replace the contents with a note saying 'Nikola was here'
    122: I will not grunt everytime Biggie walks past
    123: I will not get a tatoo on my neck saying 'bite here' and show it to Nikola
    124: I will not buy Druitt a wig for Christmas
    125: I will not ask Henry to install my new games console
    126: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and draw love hearts over his face
    127: I will not rummage through Nikola's photo albums and cut out his faces and make a collage of them
    128. I will not offer to take Nikola's suits to the dry-cleaners and take them to the laundromat instead.
    129. I will not tie-dye Nikola's suits.
    130. I will not tie-dye Biggie's hair.
    131. I will not offer to give Biggie a mohawk.
    132. I will not convince Will, Henry, and Kate to call Nikola "Sparky" as payback.
    133. I will not tell the cast of Sanctuary that they are part of a TV show and therefore not real and therefore a product of my imagination and therefore have to obey me or they'll cease to exist.
    134. I will not shave a millimeter off all of Helen shoes every day so she starts to wonder if she's shrinking.
    135. I will not go on a manhunt for Druitt
    136. I will not replace Nikola's toothpaste with glue so he has to smile all day...that grin...
    137. I will not pay Sally the mermaid to influence Helen's feelings towards Nikola...
    138. I will not believe that the real Nikola Tesla isn't dead...or isn't he??
    139. I will not kidnap Helen and send a ransom to Tesla asking not for money, but for him
    140. I will not look up Old City on Google maps to see if I can spot the Sanctuary
    141. I will not put a giant, extra strong magnet under Nikola's bed so that he gets stuck there.
    142. ^^ I will not tell all the fangirls about this so they come and have their way with him
    143. ^^ I will not be one of the fangirls who does this (wait, who am I kidding, of course I would!)
    144. ^^ I will not charge admission to his bedroom at £5 a ticket Then with the money, buy a Niko clone, all for myself! Mwhahaha!
    145. I will not use Nikola as my own personal teddy bear.
    146. I will not insist that John should serve as my own, instant transportation service.
    147. I will not ask Nikola to scratch that annoying spot on my back that I can never quite reach with his claws.
    148. I will not insist that Nikola get a manicure.
    149. I will not glue myself to Nikola, Henry or Will.
    150. I will not learn Serbian, just to impress Nikola.


    I like 146!
    Sig by Yamiinsane, Thanks!
    'It's Nuttier than Squirrel poo' - Amanda Tapping
    : Thats it! Sphere, planet, label, name! : Following, still, you, not!
    I'm not crazy...I just have another consciousness in my brain! So he just looks crazy then?
    Indeed

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