1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not pat Henry on the head when he does a good job
87. i will not taunt the Ripper (Yes, I would.... lol)
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the Ripper after I plunder his knives.
9. I will not plunder Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and yo-ho-ho! when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to plunder the devamper
14. to plunder Will's pants
15. to plunder any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair.
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together.
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola.
21. I will not call Henry a geek.
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26. I will not run a magnet over all Henry's computers.
27. I will not go fishing in Sally's tank.
28. The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks.
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers.
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'.
38. I will not plunder Helen's shoes.
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city.
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary.
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office.
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission.
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry.
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank.
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen.
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes.
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid.
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
62. I will not refer to Kate, Henry, and Will as Huey, Dewey, and Screwy, although Tesla would.
63. I *will* squee like an idiot every time I see the Cuddle in FKAC.
64. I will not constantly ask Helen where the wedding ring John gave her is.
65. I will not give Helen and John Relationship advice. (or would I... )
66. I will not kidnap Nikola and stash him in my room.
67. I will not insist that the Sanctuary get blue jello.
68. I will not steal Biggie's fish breakfast and feed to another abnormal.
69. I will not ask Nikola if he sparkles.
70. I will not ask John or Biggie how the Volturi are going.
71. I will not throw a ball in front of Henry and tell him to go fetch.
72. I will not strap Henry into the paycheck chair and have my wicked wicked way with (okay I lied I SOOOO would, his werewolf thing is huge )
73. I will not play with Henry's piercings (who am I kidding hell yeah I would)
74. I will not insist that Sally has offered to give me swimming lessons.
75. I *will* be on Helen's side every time Will tries to get her to drink coffee.
76. I will not refer to the building where they found Adam as "the one with the time dilation field".
78. I will not Dare Nikola Tesla to builda Flux Capacitor.
79. I will never under any circumstances put a modified Batsignal on the roof of the Sanctuary.
80. there is never any reason to yell "Thundercats HO"
81. I will not hide Henry and Bigfoot's tickets to Comic-Con.
82. I will not hide Henry's comic books.
83. I will not steal Henry's and Biggies comic-con tickets *shifty eyes*
84. I will not mess with the temperature settings in the Nubbin enclosure.
85. I will not considering putting Nikola in a metal box and try to reverse his polarity.
86. I will not pat Henry on the head when he does a good job
87. i will not taunt the Ripper (Yes, I would.... lol)
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