1. I will not ask Helen how Jack O'Neill is doing. Or anyone from SG-1.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
2. I will not give Henry a Flea Collar for christmas.
3. I will not tie Will to his couch and have my wicked way with him.
4. I will not give Biggie a razor and shaving cream for his birthday.
5. I will not say 'Scone?' at every opportunity.
6. I will not speak in an exagerated british accent when asked a question.
7. I will not lock Nikola in the tunnel Gregory Magnus built for him.
8. I will not play hide and seek with Jack the ripper after I steal his knives.
9. I will not steal Magnus's tea and blame it on Kate.
10. I will not 'Borrow' the Magnus slinger and use it to zap Nikola.
11. I will not throw spoons at Nikola and laugh when they stick to his face.
12. I will not lock Helen and John in the Nubbins enclosure and shut off the AC unit.
13. Not allowed to steal the devamper
14. to steal Will's pants
15. to steal any of Henry's stuff
16. to run away with guns
17. I will NOT ruffle Nikola's hair
18. I will not say "aww what a cute couple" whenever I see Helen/Nikola or Henry/Kate together
19. I will not ask Nikola how he's progressing at re-vamping himself.
20. I will not leave metallic objects in random places to see if they stick to Nikola
21. I will not call Henry a geek
22. I will not take Jack the Ripper's leather coat just so he comes to find me.
23. I will not give Biggie a head slap for Henry.
24. I will not nail Nikola shut in a coffin.
25. I will not call Jack the Ripper hawt.
26 I will not run a magnet over all Henrys computers
27 I will not go fishing in Sallys tank
28 The Basalisk is not a toy.
29. I will not tap the glass of the holding tanks
30. I will not run through the halls singing "Lions and Tigers and Bears, OH MY!"
31. I will not change Will's password and lock him out of all the computers
32. I will not send an email to the President claiming a massive breach of security.
33. I will not try on Magnus's clothes or shoes.
35. I will not play Hide and Seek with any abnormals, especially not the nubbins.
36. I will not blast the Monster Mash over the speakers in Helen's lab.
37. I will not call Nikola 'Sparky'
38. I will not steal Helen's shoes
39. I will not make comments on how much Helen looks like Sam Carter to Henry.
40. I will not try to wax Biggie when he is asleep.
41. I will not play around with the 3-D city
42. I will not play hide and seek in the Sanctuary
43. I will not jump up and down on the couches in Helen's office
44. I will not borrow Helen's helicopter without permission
45. I will not throw dog treats at Henry
46. I will not ask Kate to help me rob a bank
47. I will not call Tesla a Drama Queen
48. I will not ask Henry if he likes Beggin Stripes
49. I will not ask the Big Guy for a photo so i can sell it to a local tabloid
50. I will not ask Will to dance and invoke Kali.
51. I will not use the word "rip" or any variation thereof in John's presence.
52. I will not ask Henry if he howls at the moon.
53. I will not trick Nikola into lying on a metal table in the hopes he will get stuck there so I can have my wild way with him. (variation of #3) *crosses fingers* actually I would do that, but don't tell anyone.
54. I will not swap Helen's tea for coffee.
55. I will not mix super glue in with Will's hair gel.
56. I will not give John some Rogaine for his birthday.
57. I will not make grunting or barking noises and then ask Big Guy if that means anything in his language.
58. I will not set up a complimentary electrolysis session for Big Guy.
59. I will not hide all Nikola's wine in my bedroom and then leave notes around the Sanctuary leading him to it. (or would I)
60. I will not call Will huggybear.
61. I will not call Will Concubine.
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