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    Default Roses are red...SPN style

    Okay, was surfing the net and came upon funny "Roses are red.." poems and thought it might be fun to come up with some of these Supernatural style...


    I'll start us off...


    Roses are red
    the Impala is black
    God made Dean pretty
    now go get him a snack!

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    Default Re: Roses are red...SPN style

    That is great!!! Let me think of some...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack_O'Neill_fan View Post
    That is great!!! Let me think of some...
    Okay. In the meantime here's another one...

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Jensen has freckles
    And so do you

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    Oh, is the forum working again? Tried posting all day, but without success.

    Anyway, great idea! Thinking up rhymes like this is a favorite pastime of my kids and myself on long drives.

    Let's see...

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    On a Friday night
    There's just one thing to do.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Never trust a demon
    what they say ain't true.

    And one more:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    It's almost Friday...
    Woohoo!

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    Default Re: Roses are red...SPN style

    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    Oh, is the forum working again? Tried posting all day, but without success.

    Anyway, great idea! Thinking up rhymes like this is a favorite pastime of my kids and myself on long drives.

    Let's see...

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    On a Friday night
    There's just one thing to do.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Never trust a demon
    what they say ain't true.

    And one more:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    It's almost Friday...
    Woohoo!
    I love those! They should use them in basic promos. I can just see Jared and Jensen yelling 'Woohoo' now

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    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    Oh, is the forum working again? Tried posting all day, but without success.
    Yeah, I couldn't post last night. But was able to today.

    Anyway, great idea!
    Thanks!

    Thinking up rhymes like this is a favorite pastime of my kids and myself on long drives.
    Oooh, sounds like fun!

    Let's see...

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    On a Friday night
    There's just one thing to do.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Never trust a demon
    what they say ain't true.

    And one more:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    It's almost Friday...
    Woohoo!
    These are awesome! Specially the last one. Woohoo indeed.

    Alright...not the best but whatever...

    Roses are red
    Nurples are purple
    Go drinking with Dean
    order a purple nurple

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    Quote Originally Posted by warrior_chic View Post
    I love those! They should use them in basic promos. I can just see Jared and Jensen yelling 'Woohoo' now
    That would be fun. Or we could get an ep where they need to rhyme to break a spell. Or they meet a ghost who only responds to rhymes. I can just see Dean delivering his lines the way he did that prayer in The Third Man...

    Quote Originally Posted by RodneyIsGodney View Post
    Yeah, I couldn't post last night. But was able to today.
    Yup, seems to be working still.

    These are awesome! Specially the last one. Woohoo indeed.

    Alright...not the best but whatever...

    Roses are red
    Nurples are purple
    Go drinking with Dean
    order a purple nurple
    LMAO, epic stuff, RiG.

    Okay, told my daughter about it, and here's what she came up with.

    Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    Hello there, Dean,
    come into my bed.

    And this was a joint effort:

    Roses are red
    Carnations are pink
    All angels are d!cks
    Except Cas - I think.

    Edit Just thought of one more:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Cupids give hugs
    But they're just eeeeewww...

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    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    That would be fun. Or we could get an ep where they need to rhyme to break a spell. Or they meet a ghost who only responds to rhymes. I can just see Dean delivering his lines the way he did that prayer in The Third Man...
    Spoilers for The Third Man:
    Spoiler:

    Now I lay me down to sleep...


    I cracked up when he said that!

    LMAO, epic stuff, RiG.
    Thanks.

    Okay, told my daughter about it, and here's what she came up with.

    Violets are blue
    Roses are red
    Hello there, Dean,
    come into my bed.

    And this was a joint effort:

    Roses are red
    Carnations are pink
    All angels are d!cks
    Except Cas - I think.

    Edit Just thought of one more:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Cupids give hugs
    But they're just eeeeewww...
    Now, these are EPIC!!!

    Okay...tried to come up with one...

    Roses are red
    Dean's eyes are green
    Michael killed Cas
    And that was just mean

    And came up with two...

    Roses are red
    Leaves are green
    Dean, Sam, Bobby, Cas
    Man, what a team
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    Quote Originally Posted by RodneyIsGodney View Post
    Spoilers for The Third Man:
    Spoiler:

    I cracked up when he said that!
    That ep was full of great one-liners.

    Okay...tried to come up with one...

    Roses are red
    Dean's eyes are green
    Michael killed Cas
    And that was just mean

    And came up with two...

    Roses are red
    Leaves are green
    Dean, Sam, Bobby, Cas
    Man, what a team
    Very true, both of them.

    Did these in a bit of a hurry, but here goes nothing.

    Roses are red
    Yorkies are sweet
    Except when they chase
    Dean down the street

    Roses are red
    Their leaves are green
    Dean is the cutest thing
    I've ever seen.

    Roses are red
    Monsters are real
    But the Winchester bros
    know just how to deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    That ep was full of great one-liners.
    You bet it was!


    Very true, both of them.
    Yep.

    Did these in a bit of a hurry, but here goes nothing.

    Roses are red
    Yorkies are sweet
    Except when they chase
    Dean down the street
    Love it!

    Roses are red
    Their leaves are green
    Dean is the cutest thing
    I've ever seen.

    Roses are red
    Monsters are real
    But the Winchester bros
    know just how to deal.
    Very true, both of them.

    Alright...let's see what I can come up with here...

    Roses are red
    Violets are flowers
    Don't mess with Sam
    He's got superpowers

    Roses are red
    Azazel's eyes are yellow
    Stay away from him
    He's one nasty fellow


    Spoilered for season 6...
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    Roses are red
    Clowns are scary
    Supernatural tonight
    Dean fights a fairy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RodneyIsGodney View Post
    Alright...let's see what I can come up with here...

    Roses are red
    Violets are flowers
    Don't mess with Sam
    He's got superpowers
    LOL, so he does.

    Roses are red
    Azazel's eyes are yellow
    Stay away from him
    He's one nasty fellow
    Good one! I was messing around with 'yellow' as well, but I didn't get anywhere.

    Spoilered for season 6...
    Spoiler:
    Roses are red
    Clowns are scary
    Supernatural tonight
    Dean fights a fairy
    Love it. And in a similar vein...
    Spoiler:
    Hunters are tough
    Their weapons are scary
    Add microwaves to the list
    to kill off fairies.


    Got another one, to play homage to another great scene.

    Cupids are nekkid
    They love to give hugs
    Which - Dean will agree -
    REALLY sucks.

    This one's about another of my favorite villains:

    Angels are dicks
    Especially Zach
    I'm glad Dean killed him
    Hope he won't be back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    Good one! I was messing around with 'yellow' as well, but I didn't get anywhere.
    Thanks. You'll somewhere with 'yellow' soon.



    Love it. And in a similar vein...
    Spoiler:
    Hunters are tough
    Their weapons are scary
    Add microwaves to the list
    to kill off fairies.
    HA! Love it!

    Got another one, to play homage to another great scene.

    Cupids are nekkid
    They love to give hugs
    Which - Dean will agree -
    REALLY sucks.
    The really do. Nice.

    This one's about another of my favorite villains:

    Angels are dicks
    Especially Zach
    I'm glad Dean killed him
    Hope he won't be back.
    Agreed.

    Okay...one from me...

    Ghouls are gross
    Scarecrows are fugly
    Sam is research boy
    And Dean is quite snugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by RodneyIsGodney View Post
    Thanks. You'll somewhere with 'yellow' soon.
    I'm on it. LD

    Okay...one from me...

    Ghouls are gross
    Scarecrows are fugly
    Sam is research boy
    And Dean is quite snugly
    Wow, there's a rhyme you don't find every day!

    Kinda hungry at the moment, so how about this:

    Sam loves salad
    Dean loves pie
    Both love coffee
    And so do I.

    Roses are red
    Pies are sweet
    And Dean looks good
    Enough to eat.

    Better get some grub before I go overboard here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starg8fans View Post
    I'm on it. LD
    I noticed that I forgot one little word there. Silly me Good to know you're on it.



    Wow, there's a rhyme you don't find every day!
    Yep. Specially love that last line.

    Kinda hungry at the moment, so how about this:

    Sam loves salad
    Dean loves pie
    Both love coffee
    And so do I.
    I love coffee too! Now. Didn't used to.

    Roses are red
    Pies are sweet
    And Dean looks good
    Enough to eat.
    Hells yeah! You're better at this than I am.

    Better get some grub before I go overboard here.
    Hope the grub was good!


    Yeah, not my best but...it is what it is.

    Clowns kill
    Planes crash
    Dean buys itching powder
    Sam gets a rash

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    Quote Originally Posted by RodneyIsGodney View Post
    I noticed that I forgot one little word there. Silly me Good to know you're on it.
    I go the gist. Almost like Hangman, wasn't it?

    Hells yeah! You're better at this than I am.

    Yeah, not my best but...it is what it is.

    Clowns kill
    Planes crash
    Dean buys itching powder
    Sam gets a rash
    Thanks, but I don't agree. I love this last one, great use of lines from the show.

    On a mover somber note...

    John lost Mary
    Sam lost Jess
    And Dean got the [email protected]
    Who did it, oh yes!

    And I think it got a 'yellow' one - sorta...

    Demon's eyes are black
    Or flash a red light
    But it's old Yellow Eyes
    The Winchesters fight.
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    Just wanted to let ya know that even tough you two are the only ones who write these, I read them all and you guys are so creative and funny! There great

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    Thank you w_c!

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    You're welcome Man, I've had some serious trouble spelling today. That's the second major boo-boo I've made online. It's probably a good thing I don't write any of these

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    I got one for y'all...


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Friday is coming
    And Supernatural is new

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    Good one. Here's my 'glass half empty' version to your 'half full' one.

    Roses are red
    Poppies are too
    Winter hellatus is nigh
    And now I'm blue.

    Guess we should start on some seasonal stuff too.

    Roses are red
    Christmas trees are green
    And underneath for me
    I hope there's a Dean.

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