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    Default The Gateworld Cantina X-files division



    I have opened up a special division of the Cantina in order to explore and investigate strange occurances found in this forum. Little do you posters know that the mods have been subverting the Cantina from liberating you. Furthermore they have been fooling the rest of the posters in an elaborate conspiracy of lies and deceit. They claim to be against spam, yet they are secretly working behind the scenes with various spam groups to gain more control over our posts.

    The truth is out there.

    Here is the first X-file.
    http://forum.gateworld.net/threads/7...ameZone!/page8
    Why are the mods holding on to this podcast? What secrets did Tame reveal and that now they are trying to clean up before we hear it? The podcast was promised ages ago and all of a sudden a "vacation" is holding it up.

    If you have anymore X-files feel free to post and discuss forum conspiracies and such.

    (yes this is a X-file thread too ...but if you want to talk X-files and not joke around there is an ontopic thread somewhere in the general sci fi section...not that you couldn't talk here).
    Last edited by aretood2; September 3rd, 2010 at 05:10 PM.

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    Default Re: The Gateworld Cantina X-files division

    Where's Myn when we need her. She makes an excellent Scully.
    Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.

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    Default Re: The Gateworld Cantina X-files division

    Quote Originally Posted by P-90_177 View Post
    Where's Myn when we need her. She makes an excellent Scully.
    If only you knew ...yeah I miss her But I'll have to be Mulder before Scully showed up.

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    Default Re: The Gateworld Cantina X-files division

    The truth is out there.

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    Default Re: The Gateworld Cantina X-files division

    I have another X-file, Negative Rep is gone. It used to be part of the forum...somehow it vanished. I say that the mods were afraid of the poster's wrath once the truth came out...they have removed that threat.

    They are on the move....we must fight back with the thing they fear the most! The Truth!!

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    I think they got sick of Pro Teal'c thunkers misusing the neg rep system.

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    Default Re: The Gateworld Cantina X-files division

    Quote Originally Posted by Iffy View Post
    I think they got sick of Pro Teal'c thunkers misusing the neg rep system.
    That was just a cover up. Like I said they are working with a group of spammers. It was spammers posing as Teal'c thunkers posing as spammers posing as mods posing as Santa Clause's elves who were responsible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aretood2 View Post
    That was just a cover up. Like I said they are working with a group of spammers. It was spammers posing as Teal'c thunkers posing as spammers posing as mods posing as Santa Clause's elves who were responsible.
    I think you are on to something there.

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    Default Re: The Gateworld Cantina X-files division

    Quote Originally Posted by Iffy View Post
    I think you are on to something there.
    we have to spread the word Iffy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aretood2 View Post
    we have to spread the word Iffy...
    Yes we do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iffy View Post
    Yes we do!
    Tell everyone you know, and if you find an X-file, post it here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aretood2 View Post
    If only you knew ...y.
    actually me & P90 know better then you !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pharaoh Atem View Post
    actually me & P90 know better then you !!!
    I was referring to the parody I'm cooking up. But she has told me about her love of the X-files before...and showed me a picture of her as Scully.

    I miss her...

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    Another interesting fact is that suddenly the color has been drained from our profile pages. We have been stripped of our uniquiness. Is this a plot to make us conform . You know uniformity is a way to control the masses. Weeding out individualism shades of 1984
    Our independent thinking is being eroded. Could that be the reason?
    no means no, and so does pepper spray
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    Quote Originally Posted by Girlbot View Post
    Another interesting fact is that suddenly the color has been drained from our profile pages. We have been stripped of our uniquiness. Is this a plot to make us conform . You know uniformity is a way to control the masses. Weeding out individualism shades of 1984
    Our independent thinking is being eroded. Could that be the reason?
    I suspect elves at work here >.>

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    There have been strange occurrences all throughout the area designated "SGU General Discussion". Threads of a nature seen many times pop up and people start posting. Posts go from three to a hundred in four hours. A thorough investigation has found that the posts indeed have little to do with the topic itself, and the threads have been attacked by a gang of thread-derailers, talking about food and movies and women. The main ringleaders are shrouded in mystery, a conspiracy wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a contradiction, their identities lost when the threads are purged. And yet, these predators lurk on...

    I suspect... Time Travel. Criminals from a future where nobody can focus on yet one topic as a result of oversaturation in the media with flashy lights and pictures of food. These travellers have programmed themselves as sleeper agents, appearing just as normal as they please until opportunity strikes, an opportunity to subvert the natural order of their past with the chaos of the future.

    No one is safe.
    ~ When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ~

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    Default Re: The Gateworld Cantina X-files division

    Quote Originally Posted by MattSilver 3k View Post
    There have been strange occurrences all throughout the area designated "SGU General Discussion". Threads of a nature seen many times pop up and people start posting. Posts go from three to a hundred in four hours. A thorough investigation has found that the posts indeed have little to do with the topic itself, and the threads have been attacked by a gang of thread-derailers, talking about food and movies and women. The main ringleaders are shrouded in mystery, a conspiracy wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a contradiction, their identities lost when the threads are purged. And yet, these predators lurk on...

    I suspect... Time Travel. Criminals from a future where nobody can focus on yet one topic as a result of oversaturation in the media with flashy lights and pictures of food. These travellers have programmed themselves as sleeper agents, appearing just as normal as they please until opportunity strikes, an opportunity to subvert the natural order of their past with the chaos of the future.

    No one is safe.
    Yeah, I suspect this to be true, doesn't have much to do with the Spammers...but still an X-file.

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    Trust no one!
    "Did you really expect some utopian fantasy to rise from the ashes?" - Tom Zarek

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    Default Re: The Gateworld Cantina X-files division

    Quote Originally Posted by MattSilver 3k View Post
    There have been strange occurrences all throughout the area designated "SGU General Discussion". Threads of a nature seen many times pop up and people start posting. Posts go from three to a hundred in four hours. A thorough investigation has found that the posts indeed have little to do with the topic itself, and the threads have been attacked by a gang of thread-derailers, talking about food and movies and women. The main ringleaders are shrouded in mystery, a conspiracy wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a contradiction, their identities lost when the threads are purged. And yet, these predators lurk on...

    I suspect... Time Travel. Criminals from a future where nobody can focus on yet one topic as a result of oversaturation in the media with flashy lights and pictures of food. These travellers have programmed themselves as sleeper agents, appearing just as normal as they please until opportunity strikes, an opportunity to subvert the natural order of their past with the chaos of the future.

    No one is safe.


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