Favorite Pete Quotes!

[Gate Ranger]

Pete: Stop, stop.
Myka: What?
Pete: you're giving me a wedgie.

[Eye Of Ra]

Pete: But there's something else.
Myka: What?
Pete: I think I'm hot for your mom

[Gate Ranger]

Pete: You again!

[Eye Of Ra]

Pete: What am I looking for?
Artie: Anything that might cause an electrical or chemical imbalance in the brain.
Pete: Oh, well, so a brain imblancer. That's easy. It's probably right next to his time travel machine.

[WingedPegasus]

Pete: Hello square one, we meet again

LOL, I love that one! I was thinking "I have to remember this" as soon as I heard it.

[Eye Of Ra]

LOL, I love that one! I was thinking "I have to remember this" as soon as I heard it.

Yeah i love this quote

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: They think we're IRS agents. No wonder they hate us.
Pete: *stares at IRS ID badge* I hate us.

[Eye Of Ra]

Myka: Are you hit?
Pete: No, but I think my underwear is shot

[VSS]

(Pete and Lena find Myka dancing around her room with a teddy bear while putting away other personal things that have just arrived)

Pete: It looks like she found an artifact that makes her act like a girl.

[Eye Of Ra]

Pete: What happened?
Claudia: A gladiator just kicked your ass

[Rose "Snapjinx" McKnight]

Hooray! I love quotes and I love this show and I love Pete!
Here's my contribution.
(There's a lot, cos I'm a quote whore and write everything down that I like. )
Spoiler'd for size.

Spoiler:

“Kirk out.” (ending transmission w/ Arty)

(to MacPherson)“That’s a nice speech. Sounds even better with the fancy accent. But it still doesn’t cover the fact that you are outta your gourd, McNutty-Pants! You put a bomb in a man’s mouth. Not really a great recruiting tool.”

(to Myka) “Good work, chum. To the batmobile!”

“No! The ‘r’ stands for revenue! There’s no need for that kind of language!” (as he backs away from a house)

“Eat shield, Stabby!” (before smacking a swordsman in the head)

“It’s like a game of gay Clue…”

Pete: "Best assignment ever."
Myka: "Just try not to be 12 years old, okay?"
Pete: “There is no try. Only do or do not.”
Myka: “Then, do.”
Pete: “I’ll try.”

Pete: “No one’s got the picture of Dorian Grey hanging up for decoration.”
Myka: “Yeah, well, that’s at the Warehouse anyway.”
Pete: “Is that what that is? I gotta stop looking at that thing.”

My Personal Fav:
Myka: (regarding Arty’s message) “All I caught was ‘barber shop’ and ‘emergency’.”
Pete: “Maybe his eyebrows are finally eating his face.”

[mandogater]

Myka: Are you hit?
Pete: No, but I think my underwear is shot

This has to be one of the funniest conversations ever. I couldn't stop LOL.

[Eye Of Ra]

Myka: Pete, Artie says that H.G Wells is actually........
Pete: (With a gun at his neck) A woman, a really hot woman, maybe good with a gun.
Myka: He left out the gun part

[Gate Ranger]

Pete: (to Artie) Man this trip really killed me.
Artie: Stop it.
pete: No i am seriously dead.

[Eye Of Ra]

Pete: He thinks you're still in D.C. They both do.

Myka: Well, yeah. And if you tell them any differently, I swear, I will... I will drop a dictionary on your crotch.

[SunKrux]

Pete: He thinks you're still in D.C. They both do.

Myka: Well, yeah. And if you tell them any differently, I swear, I will... I will drop a dictionary on your crotch.

That is one of my FAV Myka/Pete bits! The look on his face when she says that. LOL


Pete: Eat shield stabby!

[Gate Ranger]

Pete: Game on!

[Eye Of Ra]

Pete: So does this means we are friends now?
Mrs. Frederic: [Glares]
Pete: Right, see ya

[mysterywriter012]

Pete: O.M.G. What's the B.F.D.?

[Eye Of Ra]

Kate: This isn't an elaborate plan just to see me is it?
Pete: You're hot, but not trash your place to get a date hot