Firefly/Serenity Would You Rather

[Lilith]

River, she'll be able to read and react to the other side before the trouble even starts

wyr have simon cover you or have jayne perform first aid?

[Cold Fuzz]

What choices. I'll go with Jayne because he'll have a gun handy in case things get more ugly.

WYR have Wash cover you or Jayne pilot the ship?

[Lilith]

i'm sure jayne atleast knows how to put in cooridants and turning on auto pilot.... i don't mal would let him into the cockpit without knowing that much.... on the other hand, i'm zoe's taught wash to at least shoot straight...... hm.... nope, just can't get myself to trust wask with a gun... i'll have jayne pilot any day.....

wry get a massage from mal [( happy ending optional )] or fighting lessons from inara?

[Cold Fuzz]

Fighting lessons. Much more useful than a message.

WYR have Book be a town hero or Kaylee?

[Ar3s]

Kaylee, Book would be to modest to accept...leading to no party

WYR have Mal or Simon be your lackey for the day?

[Captain Lazlo]

Mal, more interesting conversations.
WYR have Inara cook your dinner or River?

[Ar3s]

Inara, River dosen't look like the Delia Smith type

WYR spend a day listening to Book preach or Mal's story of Serenity Valley?

[Cold Fuzz]

Book, if only to see if I can gleam information about his mysterious past.

WYR talk to Wash about his past or Simon?

[Lilith]

Simon... even if his past didn't turn out interesting... at least i's still have the eye candy

wyr go skinny dipping with jayne or to a tea party with inara?

[jsonitsac]

Tea Party with Inara.

Have Kayele be your doctor or Inara as your Messiah ;-)

[Lilith]

oh great messiah, deliver us from our abstinance

wyr drink kiss badger or spend the night with jayne and vera?

[Cold Fuzz]

What a choice. Well I'd go with Jaybe and Vera. Badger's funny but untrustworthy.

WYR have Kaylee piloting the ship for a day or Wash being the engineer for a day?

[Lilith]

kaylee... def kaylee.... nobody knows Serinity's engines better than she does.... and it don't matter if she's in the engine room or the cockpit....

wyr be stuck workin in a shop on persephone or doing hard work out on one of the border planets?

[Captain Lazlo]

Doing hard work out on one of the border planets, keep fit

Wyr be having a night out with Mal or Jayne?

[Cold Fuzz]

Neither. Kaylee. But if I had to choose, I'd go with Mal—better conversation, if contentious.

WYR have Zoe covering you or Jayne?