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    THAT is why Americans hate soccer.

    Why do they play it like that? 20 morons all chasing the ball in a 30 square-foot area. Position players accordingly, dammit! Greer's team should have gone for a 4-3-2-1, with Greer in a position to finish off and be aggressive in case of sloppy defending. Don't run around like headless chicken. Use strategy.


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    Where did they get the ball from? I don't think anyone would have bothered to take a soccer ball when evacuating ICARUS base.

    Unless it was made from clothes and plants or whatever. In that scenerio, it wouldn't have even looked like a ball!
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      #3
      Anyone break the offside rule?

      Oh, and it's football not soccer.

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        #4
        It was made from the dead Senator's skin, stuffed with his internal organs, preserved with some nice plant sap made on the planet.

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          #5
          Originally posted by reddevil18 View Post
          It was made from the dead Senator's skin, stuffed with his internal organs, preserved with some nice plant sap made on the planet.
          Makes perfect sense to me. Waste not, want not...

          I hope Chloe never finds out where they got the meat for their "feast" at the end of the episode.

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            #6
            Originally posted by reddevil18 View Post
            It was made from the dead Senator's skin, stuffed with his internal organs, preserved with some nice plant sap made on the planet.
            Lol. That's pretty messed up.
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              #7
              Originally posted by J-Whitt Remastered View Post
              Lol. That's pretty messed up.
              Quite.

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                #8
                Originally posted by reddevil18 View Post
                Quite.
                Still quite funny though.
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                  #9
                  since when do we hate soccer?
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                    #10
                    Was it soccer, or was it just kicking a ball randomly across a field

                    To be honest I can never tell the difference

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                      #11
                      Just generalizing. It's more like you under-appreciate it. But that's because you have your own sports, which are far more ingrained in your culture.

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                        #12
                        Yes, it's FOOTBALL, Not soccer.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Nikec3 View Post
                          Yes, it's FOOTBALL, Not soccer.
                          Yeah, yeah, give it a rest. I swear, that crap's gonna start WWIII once peace in the Middle East is finally reached.
                          You should know that the English were the first ones to use the term soccer in relation to football, in the late 1800s. So, if the people who invented the rules were okay with calling it that, relax.

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                            #14
                            Isnt it futball, with a squiggly above the u?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Loheat View Post
                              Isnt it futball, with a squiggly above the u?
                              It's whatever it is according to the language you speak.

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