Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Someone was talking about someone compiling a book of Walter's quotes. So, I thought why not do it right here!

    So, tell us what your favoriate quote from Walter Bishop is!

    Here's one of mine from season 1 episode The Same Old Story:
    "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your a$$. It's wonderful. Have you tried it?"
    (he's talking about a seat warmer in a car)
    sigpic

    #2
    Couldn't resist posting another one!

    from season 1 episode The Same Old Story:
    PETER: Hello?

    WALTER: Over here. Over here! (sits milking a cow)

    PETER: What are you doing?

    WALTER: I'm doing two things at once. I'm waiting for you - and I'm doing her a favor.

    PETER: You were supposed to be doing extensive testing… eighty year-old ‘man- baby’... remember that?

    WALTER: Done. Test is complete. You underestimate me. Which I suppose I deserve. But... wonderful news all around. D.N.A. results confirm my suspicions that the woman was impregnated by a man who is the result of experiments identical to those conducted by me in this very lab around 30 years ago.

    PETER: So you know how this happened?

    WALTER: No. No idea. The specifics elude me completely.

    PETER: So then what's this wonderful news?

    WALTER: Because I remembered something else. I remembered where I parked my car.

    PETER: Really?
    sigpic

    Comment


      #3
      Two very good ones. I will give you that.
      sigpic
      MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
      "...phu...ah..."
      "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
      Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking Dead

      Comment


        #4
        Season 1 The Ghost Network

        PETER: You brought your own sweetener?

        WALTER: Don't be ridiculous. It's my medication.

        PETER: You're not on any medication, Walter.

        WALTER: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

        PETER: Oh, I wish you were joking. You're self-medicating... with homemade drugs.

        WALTER: Simple combination of dextromethorphan, clonazepam, and some fluoxetine.

        PETER: Those are psychotics, Walter. All of them.

        WALTER: Of course they are. That's the point. I have been in a mental facility for the past seventeen years. It's put me quite out of balance.
        sigpic

        Comment


          #5
          Season 1 Pilot
          Dr. Walter Bishop: They, they have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.
          Agent Olivia Dunham: It's Thursday
          Dr. Walter Bishop: oh, that's fantastic news.

          Another from the pilot:
          Peter Bishop: Hello Walter
          Dr. Walter Bishop: I thought you'd be fatter.
          Peter Bishop: You thought I would be fatter. Excellent. First words, perfect.
          Dr. Walter Bishop: No, no. As a boy you were rounder.

          Nice ones Lt. green for this nice thread

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by jmoz View Post
            Season 1 Pilot
            Dr. Walter Bishop: They, they have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.
            Agent Olivia Dunham: It's Thursday
            Dr. Walter Bishop: oh, that's fantastic news.

            Another from the pilot:
            Peter Bishop: Hello Walter
            Dr. Walter Bishop: I thought you'd be fatter.
            Peter Bishop: You thought I would be fatter. Excellent. First words, perfect.
            Dr. Walter Bishop: No, no. As a boy you were rounder.

            Nice ones Lt. green for this nice thread
            Thanks!
            sigpic

            Comment


              #7
              Walter is so great. He really is.
              sigpic
              MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
              "...phu...ah..."
              "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
              Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking Dead

              Comment


                #8
                Season 1: can't remember the ep, think the pilot

                "It's surprisingly interesting... for a narrative about a sponge."
                (Walter talking about Spongebob squarepants)
                People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

                Comment


                  #9
                  LOL...fifth...where are your Walterisms?
                  sigpic

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by LtColCarter View Post
                    LOL...fifth...where are your Walterisms?
                    Here's one - From Season 1's "Unleashed" :

                    "...when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?"
                    sigpic
                    MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
                    "...phu...ah..."
                    "Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
                    Sunday is my favorite day for two reasons - Football and The Walking Dead

                    Comment


                      #11
                      WALTER: Open your mind, son, or someone may open it for you.
                      sigpic

                      Comment


                        #12
                        WALTER: Damn it! Must you always be such a smart ass? I need the aluminum foil right now to shield the frequencies of the cylinder. Your life depends on it. All our lives depend on it. Go now!

                        PETER: I'm gonna go get you your aluminum foil, and then when I get back, you're gonna tell me what the hell it is you think that thing does.

                        WALTER: While you're out, if you see a chance to get me a root beer float, that would be wonderful.
                        sigpic

                        Comment


                          #13
                          This is my favourite...

                          WALTER smiles slightly: Uh, oh.
                          OLIVIA: What?
                          WALTER: I just got an erection. Oh, fear not. It's nothing to do with your state of undress. I just simply need to urinate.
                          OLIVIA says sarcastically: That's good to know.

                          Out of all the things to say, and out of all the times to get one.

                          sigpic

                          Comment


                            #14
                            season 2 episode 2

                            Peter: How's it going, Walter?
                            Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.
                            Peter: Good to know.
                            Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

                            Comment


                              #15
                              PETER: How do you cure a disease that is incurable?

                              WALTER: I haven’t the slightest idea, though I myself once cured this one in a dream. Opium. Fantastic stuff. Of course I forgot it as soon as I woke up. (he jams a meat thermometer into Pitt's brain through the ear)

                              PETER: Uhh! Thanks for the warning.
                              sigpic

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X