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    Default Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    this could be fun...
    just one rule....... it has to be silly.


    like..


    Artie: What happened to the most dangerous artifact in the Dark Fault?

    Pete: Uh... i think Claudia took it.

    or something like that. have fun!!!
    Last edited by Gem of Tigress; November 21st, 2009 at 04:18 PM.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

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    Counting down is always bad over intercoms
    There are my dogs!


    If you had to chose, die or watch the world die, what would you pick?"

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    That's a good one. it's really ANOYOING when Mrs. F is counting down.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gem of Tigress View Post
    That's a good one. it's really ANOYOING when Mrs. F is counting down.
    LOL! Ya, but you know by 1 she down right terrifying.


    Also anything along the lines of "don't touch that... and ends with "Oh, my god!" is just not good news
    There are my dogs!


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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    i demand royalties for taking my thread concept

    just playin

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Since the warehouse is so big how about...

    clean up on isle 2,304!

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    good one.

    How about.....

    Pete: Where's Claudia?

    Artie: Oh, she's cleaning up in isle 2,304.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    what about:

    (Pete and Myka are off doing stuff in various aisles of the warehouse)
    Artie: hey, i just ordered pizza so if you guys head back now it should be delivered by the time you get here!!

    thanks sg4ever for the awesome icon!!! (dont steal it!!!) My FanFic

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete and Mika are walking to the isles...
    Pete: Artie, this doesn't look like a chariot
    Artie: I think you should have turned left at the statue
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    Vala Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Artie: Myka, did you make another wish?
    Myka: No.
    Artie: Then why do you have a ferret on you shoulder?

    I prefer to be called Sunny, Sun or SK. Thanks.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Good one SunKrux.

    and she'd probably name him Artie

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete : Artie? That Mayan statue glowing isn't a good sign, is it?

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    Artie : Claudia? Where are you?
    Claudia : I was improving the shelfing system. It is all automati...OH MY GOD!

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    MacPherson : Missed me?

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    Mrs Frederic : Whatever you do, drop it. I want to see all of you at the vault NOW !

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Keep going. these are good.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete: Is it bad that i poked the glowy sphere?

    thanks sg4ever for the awesome icon!!! (dont steal it!!!) My FanFic

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete: Artie, what's the heat shaped glowy thing in isle 1,000?
    Artie: Oh no! Did you touch it?
    Pete; Yeah, why?
    Artie: It will make all the females in the warehouse go nuts!
    Pete: NO! NO! MYKA DON'T!!!!

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    Vala Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Artie: I made cookies!
    Pete runs to the office
    Myka: Sorry it's been a bad day so I ate them all.

    I prefer to be called Sunny, Sun or SK. Thanks.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Myka: hey artie, have you seen Pete?
    Artie: Uh no. why?
    Myka: uhmm no reason. hey by the way what does that item 2978 do exactly?

    thanks sg4ever for the awesome icon!!! (dont steal it!!!) My FanFic

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Artie: Do you guys smell fudge?
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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete: Uh...........Why do I have two shadows?
    no means no, and so does pepper spray
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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete: Hey Artie, is it bad that Myka's currently turning green?
    Artie: what shade of green?
    Pete: uhh...uhmmm...
    Artie: Is she lime green? grass green? evergreen?
    Myka: uhh I'm grass with a touch of lime...
    Artie: yes thats very bad.

    thanks sg4ever for the awesome icon!!! (dont steal it!!!) My FanFic

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