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    #91
    Claudia: Pete, the ferret's name is Pete.
    Pete: What?!
    Claudia: She named it after you.
    Myka: YOU TOLD HIM!!!!
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      #92
      * Myka shoots Pete with the Tesla*

      Pete: What were we talking about?

      * Tesla comes into the room*

      Tesla: It seems you still use these. why don't you use this?

      * Hands Myka some great new weapon he invented *
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        #93
        Originally posted by Gem of Tigress View Post
        * Myka shoots Pete with the Tesla*

        Pete: What were we talking about?

        * Tesla comes into the room*

        Tesla: It seems you still use these. why don't you use this?

        * Hands Myka some great new weapon he invented *
        Myka: well, wow, thanks!
        Nikola: No problem, I am a genius after all. *walks out, presumably to go find Helen*
        Claudia *walks in and sees Myka holding the new weapon*: WOAH! Check that out. by the way, who was the cutie that just walked out...
        Myka: Nikola Tesla
        Claudia: the Nikola Tesla?!
        Myka: yeah...
        Claudia: SQQUEEEE *runs after the cute vampire!*

        hahaha if you cant tell I'm a bit of a Nikola Tesla fan for Sanctuary
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          #94
          Myka: Hmmmmm, let's see how this works.

          * walks out side of the Warehouse and points it at the smooching Claudia and Tesla*

          * she fires and it goes right between them*

          Myka: Claudia! he's mine!!!!!

          * Zat's Claudia and kisses Tesla*
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            #95
            *Pete and Artie come running out to see what all the commotion is*
            Artie: ah, Nikola. i see you've come to seduce my female agents again.
            Nikola*tearing himself from Myka*: can i help it if my genius attracts women.
            Artie *grumbling and muttering to himself turns to go back inside*: C'mon pete, you do not wanna be here when Helen shows up to claim Nikola from myka and claudia...
            Pete: but artie!...a chick fight!...
            Artie: No Pete. It won't be anything like that. Just come with me.
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              #96
              * Pete shoots Myka with the Tesla*

              Myka: Woah.... what was i doing?

              Pete: You don't want to know. but i just saved you from a really bad fight between Helen and Claudia.

              Myka: Thanks Pete.
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                #97
                *15 minutes later Claudia comes stumbling back into the office*
                Artie: Can't say i didn't warn you...
                Myka: wow. for 158 Helen still knows how to open a can of whoop A. on somebody trying to steal her man.
                Pete: From the way she looks *points at claudia* i'd have to agree!
                Claudia, smilingly weakly: It was so worth it *thunk*
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                  #98
                  * Will gets "the kissing couple" into the Warehouse*

                  Myka: Wow.......... i wasn't doing that was i?

                  Pete: A little bit, not that much.

                  Will: Are you ready to go?

                  Myka: Yeah, hold on a minute.

                  * Myka leaves to go get something*

                  Pete: Where are you taking her?

                  Will: Honeymoon.

                  Pete: WHAT?!

                  Will: She didn't tell you? we got married two weeks ago.

                  * Pete faints*
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                    #99
                    Pete wakes up and kills Will. He gets the thimble and now he looks like Will. Helen walks up and see's pete trying to get rid of the body.
                    Helen: What happend?
                    Pete: He sliped and hit his head really hard.
                    Helen: I'll take him back to the Sanctuary and see if i can revive him.
                    Pete: Thank you.
                    Myka returns and doesn't even notice the thimble on Pete's finger. They leave together.
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                      Note: Hey Ranger! I'm disregarding your post!!!!!
                      YOU CAN'T MESS WITH MY PLOT!!

                      * Myka Zat's Pete before he can Kill Will. *

                      Myka: Let's go.

                      Will: Agreed. i have to stop at the Sanctuary to get the "kissing couple" separated.

                      Myka: Ok.

                      * they leave*

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                        Originally posted by Gate Ranger View Post
                        Pete wakes up and kills Will. He gets the thimble and now he looks like Will. Helen walks up and see's pete trying to get rid of the body.
                        Helen: What happend?
                        Pete: He sliped and hit his head really hard.
                        Helen: I'll take him back to the Sanctuary and see if i can revive him.
                        Pete: Thank you.
                        Myka returns and doesn't even notice the thimble on Pete's finger. They leave together.
                        small problem there Ranger. there are two of Will now, Helen would notice!
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                          Yeah Helen would totally notice and want to get to the bottom of the mystery of two Wills
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                            Originally posted by Keaira Taegan View Post
                            Yeah Helen would totally notice and want to get to the bottom of the mystery of two Wills
                            Oh, yeah, she would have noticed and not told nobody.
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                              she would also notice that one of them was unconcious.

                              sorry Ranger, your plan just got canned.
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                                Pete: Hey artie?
                                Artie: what did you touch now?!
                                Myka: he didnt do anything, neither of us did, we just looked on the computer i swear!
                                Artie: ok so what is it?
                                Pete: we were reading the list of stuff in the dark vault...
                                Artie:...and?
                                Myka: well uh, why is the Staples "easy" button in there??

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