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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Myka: Sam gave it to me.

    Pete: Sam?

    Myka: Not the dead guy, Sam Carter, she's a member of SG-1. a good friend of Helen Magnus.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete: Who's Helen Magnus?

    Myka: You wouldn't know. i've got to go meet her and Will in a half hour.

    Pete: Who's Will?

    Myka: only Artie and i know.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gem of Tigress View Post
    Pete: Who's Helen Magnus?

    Myka: You wouldn't know. i've got to go meet her and Will in a half hour.

    Pete: Who's Will?

    Myka: only Artie and i know.
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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete: Unbelieveable!

    Myka: Get used to it.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Mika: Hey Pete, you want some food?

    Pete: I'm not hungry

    (That would probably be the end of the universe )
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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Quote Originally Posted by yessika View Post
    Mika: Hey Pete, you want some food?

    Pete: I'm not hungry

    (That would probably be the end of the universe )
    *Artie comes flying in*
    Artie: HE DOESNT WANT FOOD?! OH CRAP!
    Myka: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
    Pete *not getting it, sings*: its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fiiine!!

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Myka: I'm off to see Helen and Will. have a good time trying to make him eat Artie.

    * Myka leaves*

    Artie: That's not fair! she gets to leave and i'm stuck with the guy who won't eat.

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    Vala Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Claudia: Hey Pete, Leena made cookies
    Pete races out of the Warehouse to the B&B to get cookies.
    Artie: Why didn't I think of that?

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    *Pete and Claudia are walking the aisles*
    Claudia: OOOHH!!! LOOK! A MAGIC EIGHT BALL!!
    Pete: Ohhh cool. Let's try it out!
    *Claudia picks it up and hands to Pete*
    Claudia: you first!
    Pete *taking it*: Ok uhmmm *thinks* oh i got it! *starts shaking it* will i ever find out the name of Myka's ferret?
    Cluadia: *peering at it intently with Pete* ohh look i can see a name forming!!
    Pete: It says, "yes the ferrets name is..."
    *Myka swoops in, grabs the magic eight ball and runs off yelling*: NO!! YOU"LL NEVER KNOW IT!!!
    Artie *over intercom*: Pete, Claudia, get back here now. Myka ,I'll call when they are back here so you can replace the not-so-magic eight ball!

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Claudia: Pete, the ferret's name is Pete.
    Pete: What?!
    Claudia: She named it after you.
    Myka: YOU TOLD HIM!!!!

    God Bless America

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    * Myka shoots Pete with the Tesla*

    Pete: What were we talking about?

    * Tesla comes into the room*

    Tesla: It seems you still use these. why don't you use this?

    * Hands Myka some great new weapon he invented *

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gem of Tigress View Post
    * Myka shoots Pete with the Tesla*

    Pete: What were we talking about?

    * Tesla comes into the room*

    Tesla: It seems you still use these. why don't you use this?

    * Hands Myka some great new weapon he invented *
    Myka: well, wow, thanks!
    Nikola: No problem, I am a genius after all. *walks out, presumably to go find Helen*
    Claudia *walks in and sees Myka holding the new weapon*: WOAH! Check that out. by the way, who was the cutie that just walked out...
    Myka: Nikola Tesla
    Claudia: the Nikola Tesla?!
    Myka: yeah...
    Claudia: SQQUEEEE *runs after the cute vampire!*

    hahaha if you cant tell I'm a bit of a Nikola Tesla fan for Sanctuary

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Myka: Hmmmmm, let's see how this works.

    * walks out side of the Warehouse and points it at the smooching Claudia and Tesla*

    * she fires and it goes right between them*

    Myka: Claudia! he's mine!!!!!

    * Zat's Claudia and kisses Tesla*

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    *Pete and Artie come running out to see what all the commotion is*
    Artie: ah, Nikola. i see you've come to seduce my female agents again.
    Nikola*tearing himself from Myka*: can i help it if my genius attracts women.
    Artie *grumbling and muttering to himself turns to go back inside*: C'mon pete, you do not wanna be here when Helen shows up to claim Nikola from myka and claudia...
    Pete: but artie!...a chick fight!...
    Artie: No Pete. It won't be anything like that. Just come with me.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    * Pete shoots Myka with the Tesla*

    Myka: Woah.... what was i doing?

    Pete: You don't want to know. but i just saved you from a really bad fight between Helen and Claudia.

    Myka: Thanks Pete.

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    *15 minutes later Claudia comes stumbling back into the office*
    Artie: Can't say i didn't warn you...
    Myka: wow. for 158 Helen still knows how to open a can of whoop A. on somebody trying to steal her man.
    Pete: From the way she looks *points at claudia* i'd have to agree!
    Claudia, smilingly weakly: It was so worth it *thunk*

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    * Will gets "the kissing couple" into the Warehouse*

    Myka: Wow.......... i wasn't doing that was i?

    Pete: A little bit, not that much.

    Will: Are you ready to go?

    Myka: Yeah, hold on a minute.

    * Myka leaves to go get something*

    Pete: Where are you taking her?

    Will: Honeymoon.

    Pete: WHAT?!

    Will: She didn't tell you? we got married two weeks ago.

    * Pete faints*

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Pete wakes up and kills Will. He gets the thimble and now he looks like Will. Helen walks up and see's pete trying to get rid of the body.
    Helen: What happend?
    Pete: He sliped and hit his head really hard.
    Helen: I'll take him back to the Sanctuary and see if i can revive him.
    Pete: Thank you.
    Myka returns and doesn't even notice the thimble on Pete's finger. They leave together.

    God Bless America

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    Default Re: ;)Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

    Note: Hey Ranger! I'm disregarding your post!!!!!
    YOU CAN'T MESS WITH MY PLOT!!

    * Myka Zat's Pete before he can Kill Will. *

    Myka: Let's go.

    Will: Agreed. i have to stop at the Sanctuary to get the "kissing couple" separated.

    Myka: Ok.

    * they leave*


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