Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: Sam gave it to me.

Pete: Sam?

Myka: Not the dead guy, Sam Carter, she's a member of SG-1. a good friend of Helen Magnus.

[Girlbot]

OMG it's Simon Cowell

[Gem of Tigress]

Pete: Who's Helen Magnus?

Myka: You wouldn't know. i've got to go meet her and Will in a half hour.

Pete: Who's Will?

Myka: only Artie and i know.

[badwolfSG]

Pete: Who's Helen Magnus?

Myka: You wouldn't know. i've got to go meet her and Will in a half hour.

Pete: Who's Will?

Myka: only Artie and i know.

LAMO!

[Gem of Tigress]

Pete: Unbelieveable!

Myka: Get used to it.

[yessika]

Mika: Hey Pete, you want some food?

Pete: I'm not hungry

(That would probably be the end of the universe )

[Keaira Taegan]

Mika: Hey Pete, you want some food?

Pete: I'm not hungry

(That would probably be the end of the universe )

*Artie comes flying in*
Artie: HE DOESNT WANT FOOD?! OH CRAP!
Myka: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
Pete *not getting it, sings*: its the end of the world as we know it, and i feel fiiine!!

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: I'm off to see Helen and Will. have a good time trying to make him eat Artie.

* Myka leaves*

Artie: That's not fair! she gets to leave and i'm stuck with the guy who won't eat.

[SunKrux]

Claudia: Hey Pete, Leena made cookies
Pete races out of the Warehouse to the B&B to get cookies.
Artie: Why didn't I think of that?

[Keaira Taegan]

*Pete and Claudia are walking the aisles*
Claudia: OOOHH!!! LOOK! A MAGIC EIGHT BALL!!
Pete: Ohhh cool. Let's try it out!
*Claudia picks it up and hands to Pete*
Claudia: you first!
Pete *taking it*: Ok uhmmm *thinks* oh i got it! *starts shaking it* will i ever find out the name of Myka's ferret?
Cluadia: *peering at it intently with Pete* ohh look i can see a name forming!!
Pete: It says, "yes the ferrets name is..."
*Myka swoops in, grabs the magic eight ball and runs off yelling*: NO!! YOU"LL NEVER KNOW IT!!!
Artie *over intercom*: Pete, Claudia, get back here now. Myka ,I'll call when they are back here so you can replace the not-so-magic eight ball!

[Gate Ranger]

Claudia: Pete, the ferret's name is Pete.
Pete: What?!
Claudia: She named it after you.
Myka: YOU TOLD HIM!!!!

[Gem of Tigress]

* Myka shoots Pete with the Tesla*

Pete: What were we talking about?

* Tesla comes into the room*

Tesla: It seems you still use these. why don't you use this?

* Hands Myka some great new weapon he invented *

[Keaira Taegan]

* Myka shoots Pete with the Tesla*

Pete: What were we talking about?

* Tesla comes into the room*

Tesla: It seems you still use these. why don't you use this?

* Hands Myka some great new weapon he invented *

Myka: well, wow, thanks!
Nikola: No problem, I am a genius after all. *walks out, presumably to go find Helen*
Claudia *walks in and sees Myka holding the new weapon*: WOAH! Check that out. by the way, who was the cutie that just walked out...
Myka: Nikola Tesla
Claudia: the Nikola Tesla?!
Myka: yeah...
Claudia: SQQUEEEE *runs after the cute vampire!*

hahaha if you cant tell I'm a bit of a Nikola Tesla fan for Sanctuary

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: Hmmmmm, let's see how this works.

* walks out side of the Warehouse and points it at the smooching Claudia and Tesla*

* she fires and it goes right between them*

Myka: Claudia! he's mine!!!!!

* Zat's Claudia and kisses Tesla*

[Keaira Taegan]

*Pete and Artie come running out to see what all the commotion is*
Artie: ah, Nikola. i see you've come to seduce my female agents again.
Nikola*tearing himself from Myka*: can i help it if my genius attracts women.
Artie *grumbling and muttering to himself turns to go back inside*: C'mon pete, you do not wanna be here when Helen shows up to claim Nikola from myka and claudia...
Pete: but artie!...a chick fight!...
Artie: No Pete. It won't be anything like that. Just come with me.

[Gem of Tigress]

* Pete shoots Myka with the Tesla*

Myka: Woah.... what was i doing?

Pete: You don't want to know. but i just saved you from a really bad fight between Helen and Claudia.

Myka: Thanks Pete.

[Keaira Taegan]

*15 minutes later Claudia comes stumbling back into the office*
Artie: Can't say i didn't warn you...
Myka: wow. for 158 Helen still knows how to open a can of whoop A. on somebody trying to steal her man.
Pete: From the way she looks *points at claudia* i'd have to agree!
Claudia, smilingly weakly: It was so worth it *thunk*

[Gem of Tigress]

* Will gets "the kissing couple" into the Warehouse*

Myka: Wow.......... i wasn't doing that was i?

Pete: A little bit, not that much.

Will: Are you ready to go?

Myka: Yeah, hold on a minute.

* Myka leaves to go get something*

Pete: Where are you taking her?

Will: Honeymoon.

Pete: WHAT?!

Will: She didn't tell you? we got married two weeks ago.

* Pete faints*

[Gate Ranger]

Pete wakes up and kills Will. He gets the thimble and now he looks like Will. Helen walks up and see's pete trying to get rid of the body.
Helen: What happend?
Pete: He sliped and hit his head really hard.
Helen: I'll take him back to the Sanctuary and see if i can revive him.
Pete: Thank you.
Myka returns and doesn't even notice the thimble on Pete's finger. They leave together.

[Gem of Tigress]

Note: Hey Ranger! I'm disregarding your post!!!!!
YOU CAN'T MESS WITH MY PLOT!!

* Myka Zat's Pete before he can Kill Will. *

Myka: Let's go.

Will: Agreed. i have to stop at the Sanctuary to get the "kissing couple" separated.

Myka: Ok.

* they leave*