The GateWorld Cantina Court

[Gregorius]

Order, order. This court is now in session, the Honourable Lord Gregorius presiding.

If you have a problem, if no-one else can help you: You can sue them.

[TameFarrar]

*sues greg*

[Gregorius]

I, myself, have diplomatic immunity, so I'll treat this as TameFarrar suing GW's server boss Greg.

Please state your arguments, the court is listening.

[TameFarrar]

*files motion of misunderstanding*

[Gregorius]

Motion denied.

[jelgate]

I am sueing Tame for grand theift larceny of Cantina cookies.

[Gregorius]

Case accepted.

Order, order, court is in session. The honorable Lord Gregorius presiding.

Jelgate v. TameFarrar, on the topic of grand theft larceny of Cantina cookies.

Please present your case.

[TameFarrar]

I am sueing Tame for grand theift larceny of Cantina cookies.

*contemplates banning*

[Rickington]

*contemplates banning*

Objection.

She's badgering the witness, your honour!

[Gregorius]

Order, order! I won't have such threats in my courtroom, TameFarrar.

[Gregorius]

Objection.

She's badgering the witness, your honour!

Objection granted. TameFarrar has been warned.

[jelgate]

*contemplates banning*

My life has been threaten you honor. I call bangering

[Gregorius]

TameFarrar, make such a remark again and you'll be held for contempt of court.

The accuser can now make his case.

[jelgate]

I left to conduct my Chief Cantinoob Torturer rounds. When I returned my cookies were gone. Tame is the only one with a motive. She does like my critque of her cooking

[Gregorius]

I assume you mean "doesn't like" or else it's not much of a motive.

Defense, please state your case.