I like Greer a lot more than Telford. Here's why.
Hypothetical situation:
We're under attack by the Jaffa.
If I'm fighting beside Greer:
Greer has my back and goes down with his M4 blazzing taking a staff blast after sending a whole platoon of Serpent Guards to meet their maker.
If I'm fighting beside Telford:
I hold off Aphophis' personal guard from capturing the secret Tok'Ra base single handedly as Telford makes a run for the gate so that he can escape the battle and have sex with my wife. I would turn and shoot him with my P90 but I'm too busy fighting some slimy, scum sucking, overdressed, boombox voice, sneak head.
I consider my options on who is REALLY my enemy and turn the gun on Telford.
Unfortunately I take one in the back (It isn't as if I wasn't about to get the same from Telford shagging my wife.)
I live just long enough to see that with the the First Prime no longer wasting his time fighting me, he shoots Telford in the ass with his staff weapon.
Aphophis inspects Telford's body, and then issues orders to the Jaffa.
"Take him to the ship, you shall be the vessel for my new queen"
A smile crosses my face as I take my last few breaths, my last words:
"Shall Keck Nimron"
I then find myself at Denny's eating waffles with Oma Desala and some real big fat guy.
Hypothetical situation:
We're under attack by the Jaffa.
If I'm fighting beside Greer:
Greer has my back and goes down with his M4 blazzing taking a staff blast after sending a whole platoon of Serpent Guards to meet their maker.
If I'm fighting beside Telford:
I hold off Aphophis' personal guard from capturing the secret Tok'Ra base single handedly as Telford makes a run for the gate so that he can escape the battle and have sex with my wife. I would turn and shoot him with my P90 but I'm too busy fighting some slimy, scum sucking, overdressed, boombox voice, sneak head.
I consider my options on who is REALLY my enemy and turn the gun on Telford.
Unfortunately I take one in the back (It isn't as if I wasn't about to get the same from Telford shagging my wife.)
I live just long enough to see that with the the First Prime no longer wasting his time fighting me, he shoots Telford in the ass with his staff weapon.
Aphophis inspects Telford's body, and then issues orders to the Jaffa.
"Take him to the ship, you shall be the vessel for my new queen"
A smile crosses my face as I take my last few breaths, my last words:
"Shall Keck Nimron"
I then find myself at Denny's eating waffles with Oma Desala and some real big fat guy.
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