Best lines in Earth

[Jumper_One]

Jack: Look, if it makes you feel any better Colonel Carter saved my ass dozens of times using all kinds of wacky science I didn't understand

Eli: Hi. My name is Philip. Philip Fry

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Chloe: I think I wanna go over there and punch them in the face.

[Pharaoh Atem]

Chloe: I think I wanna go over there and punch them in the face.

beat me too it

my dad defenity would have punched josh in the face...LOL i loved how the actress that plays chloe delivered those lines

[Lightning Ducj]

i loved how the actress that plays chloe delivered those lines

Props to her on that, that scene was well written and acted

[thekillman]

i'm not sure what he said but, when Eli stands at the Console, shouts out something like "cant you stop this" and then halfway his sentence he is back in his old body.

[MechaThor]

Eli: I think we should take you home
Drunk Chloe: Can you take me home?

[Replicator Todd]

Chloe: I think I wanna go over there and punch them in the face.

I was going to say that...

[reddevil18]

Mostly Eli was funny, especially with the Fry reference...

[Coronach]

beat me too it

my dad defenity would have punched josh in the face...LOL i loved how the actress that plays chloe delivered those lines

Yes! And right afterwards:

Eli: Alright, I'm gonna take you home now.
Chloe: Could you take me home?

[Franklyn Blaze]

Chole: And...
Eli: Don't say it.
Chole: ... you're a good friend.
Eli: Yes...that's me... I'm a good friend!

[Terra Atlantus]

Eli: She's not going to understand, she can barely follow an episode of Star Trek.

[thekillman]

i think this episode was pure shine for Wallace and Armstrong. yea, their chemisty blows off the screen

[Lightning Ducj]

i think this episode was pure shine for Wallace and Armstrong. yea, their chemisty blows off the screen

I was intrigued that Scott was almost a non-player in this episode

[EvilSpaceAlien]

I was intrigued that Scott was almost a non-player in this episode

I actually quite enjoyed that aspect of the episode. I'm not a huge Scott fan. *shrugs*

[CaramelMonkey]

Drunk!Chloe was hilarious.

Eli: Alright, I'm gonna take you home now.
Chloe: Could you take me home?

[rsanchez]

Scott: You scared the crap out of us!
Rush: Well I didn't know who I could trust.

[Errol]

Chloe: *Crying* These aren't even my tears!
Eli: I'm sorry *Slight grin*.

Rush: I also arranged for the alarms and warnings to go off regardless. A bit of theatre. Always nice.

[eliteaceman]

Telford: We gotta fix that

[Lightning Ducj]

Telford: We gotta fix that

Yes!!! Great reaction

[renboy]

I can't remember the exact line, but:

Eli: I just wish that for once, after I have an evening with a girl she will not end up crying...