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[HAL2100]

Jonas Quinn"Oh boy! Just met some humans from a planet called Earth. I hope they like me!"

[_Famrir_]

Anubis " Just got kicked out of the system lords... pissed off"

[HAL2100]

O'Neill Exhausted, these 26 hour days are killers.

[Jitter]

Sam Carter went to the commisary earlier and there was only red jell-o :C

[wkw427]

Ra Learned... how to talk... with dramatic... paus....es....

[wkw427]

Oh I just thought of another one..!!! Kudos to anyone who gets it

Janus Just converted two moons into sentient machines. They don't like eachother. One of them blew up my ship and said something about eating..

Re: Janus; Merlin What the hell dude! Your moon experiment is eating planets and turned into a humanoid monster!

Re: Re: Janus; Janus Just got off phone, some guy named Prima wanted my help.. Probably a prank call

[HAL2100]

Carter Anyone got a couple of spare toasters? I'm trying to build a Stargate in my basement.

[wkw427]

Fran Yes I am so eager to please my master Rodney and fulfill my purpose!

Rodney Busy.. working with Fran ^^

Sheppard Oh no he didn't!

Zelenka Feeling left out. I never get tail.

[Jitter]

Brigadier General Jack O'Neill gone fishing with Lt. Colonel Carter

[HAL2100]

Oh I just thought of another one..!!! Kudos to anyone who gets it

Janus Just converted two moons into sentient machines. They don't like eachother. One of them blew up my ship and said something about eating..

Re: Janus; Merlin What the hell dude! Your moon experiment is eating planets and turned into a humanoid monster!

Re: Re: Janus; Janus Just got off phone, some guy named Prima wanted my help.. Probably a prank call

Please only post one update/status/response per post.

[wkw427]

Janus Oh that HAL2100 and all of his rules.. You know, I invented rules. At least, I can invent rules

[HAL2100]

Janus Whoops! Really just ****** up the timeline. It'll take a bit but I should be able to restore it without people really noticing it.

[jsonitsac]

Ra Hey, who ringed up the nuke with naqua... KABOOM!

[HAL2100]

Hathor I so enjoy procuring the code of life.

[HAL2100]

Daniel Exhausted...need to roll over and get some sleep.