New game - Status updates and tweets from the Stargate characters. Any character, any show, any time frame.
Rule #1 - Prefix it with the person or description of the person and in bold; otherwise the humor of it will get lost
Rule #2A - Only one update/tweet per page, if you're inspired to post an update/tweet and have another character respond - that must be two separate posts, just like Facebook & Twitter.
Rule #2B- Rule #2B does not apply to this message.
Rule #3 - You can respond to a character's update/tweet, but its *must* be in a separate thread and it must include the original as a quote.
Rule #4 - You can reference other Gateworld users in your updates/tweets and respond as such. (Ex: Chyron "Morgan, Great job with Merlin" or Morgan Lafaye "Hal2100 you're one hot babe, if we were only on the same plane")
Rule #5 - You can reference the base computer or any sentient machine.
Random Ancient"I'm in Section 8, Level 5, Corridor 17, Room 7"
Ancient Scientist"Bio-engineering some kick-ass mutants for no practical reason whatsoever"
Ancient on Atlantis during interstellar travel"Sitting on the dock watching the stars go by"
Janus"Screwing with the space-time continuum in my secret laboratory"
Morgan La Faye"Going out to McDonald's,anybody want anything"
Oma"Pondering my navel in the hopes of achieving enlightenment"
Random Ancient"::cough:: ::cough:: Not feeling well, hope this isn't some plague or something"
Random Ancient"Found some really cool insects they seem to thrive off of the bio-energy of other beings"
Ancient in Homeworld Galaxy "Been invited to a study a book called 'Origin'"
Feel free to post any others you might stumble upon...