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Corporate filly
The Dakota Indians of North America passed on this piece of wisdom from generation by word of mouth - "If you are riding a dead horse the best thing to do is dismount". However in the corporate world because of the heavy investment factor other things to be tried, (but not limited to) are the following
buy a stronger whip
change riders
threaten the horse with termination
appoint a committee to study the horse
arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses
lower the standards so dead horses can be included
appoint an intervention team to reanimate the horse
create a training session to increase the riders load share
reclassify the horse as `living impaired'
change the form so it reads "This horse is not dead"
hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse
harness several dead horses together for increased speed and efficiency
donate the dead horse to a recognised charity therefore deducting its full original cost
provide additional funding to increase horse's performance
do a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity
purchase an after market product that makes dead horses run faster
declare the dead horse has lower overheads and is therefore more cost effective
form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses
rewrite the performance requirements for horses
and finally if all else fails.....promote the dead horse into a supervisory (management) position
http://www.successunlimited.co.uk/humour/jokes.htm
I really like this 1:
Corporate filly
The Dakota Indians of North America passed on this piece of wisdom from generation by word of mouth - "If you are riding a dead horse the best thing to do is dismount". However in the corporate world because of the heavy investment factor other things to be tried, (but not limited to) are the following
buy a stronger whip
change riders
threaten the horse with termination
appoint a committee to study the horse
arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses
lower the standards so dead horses can be included
appoint an intervention team to reanimate the horse
create a training session to increase the riders load share
reclassify the horse as `living impaired'
change the form so it reads "This horse is not dead"
hire outside contractors to ride the dead horse
harness several dead horses together for increased speed and efficiency
donate the dead horse to a recognised charity therefore deducting its full original cost
provide additional funding to increase horse's performance
do a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity
purchase an after market product that makes dead horses run faster
declare the dead horse has lower overheads and is therefore more cost effective
form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses
rewrite the performance requirements for horses
and finally if all else fails.....promote the dead horse into a supervisory (management) position
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