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    Default Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    got this idea from the Free Green thread....... so feel free to add your own limerick (unfortunately, it must be a clean one)

    first limerick
    Quote Originally Posted by Hiccups
    I’m crazy, I’m whacko, I’m nuts
    No ifs, no ands, and no buts
    I went off my rocker
    No books in my locker
    And I’m spinning around like a clutz
    and now mine:

    I am a big fan of the Stargate
    I think SG-1 was quite top-rate
    Then came SGA
    And all I could say
    Was that SGA made me nauseate
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    How about some Zelenka ones...


    There is a great doctor named Radek
    Who keeps his boss Rodney in check
    He takes Rodney’s rap
    Throws it back in his lap
    Without him old Rodney’d wreak havoc


    For Pookey:
    Zelenka’s a brilliant young Czech
    Who finds Rodney a pain in the neck
    I can’t blame him there
    And I do love his hair
    To Atlantis for him I would trek


    There was on Atlantis a smartie
    Who’d rather play chess than to party
    He’s sweet and not terse
    But in Czech he would curse
    When dealing with ninnies like Rodney

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    good stuff...... a bit less awkward than mine, lol.....

    i'll be back when i think up some more

    spread the word...
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    There once was a colonel named Jack
    Who never took any of Ba’al’s flack
    He loved to eat cake
    He REALLY loved to eat cake
    And an alien named Teal’c had his back
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    There once was a girl named Sam,
    who told Kawalsky to scram.
    She entered the gate,
    but soon it was to late...
    she had Jack into her ham.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    There once was a thread much like this,
    to which the theme adds a twist
    Although that doesn't quite rhyme
    I think that I've got the gist.
    If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. ~Henry J. Kaiser

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    Here are some about other Gate Worlders...

    There was a Gate Worlder from Belgium
    Who posted that he thought it was dumb
    To put out a fire
    With footwear attire
    And turned his nice sneakers to gum gum


    There was a commander named Sil
    Showed intelligence, promise, and skill
    She took her inhaler
    And that really made her
    Like Wile E. upon earthquake pills

    Hey, if anybody's shy, fear not. Here is a website that shows you how to write limericks.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    Here are some non-Zelenka ones just to be fair.

    There was on Atlantis a John
    Who was loaded with brains and with brawn
    Anything he could fly
    And his hair stuck up high
    He kept fighting ‘til all threats were gone


    There was a smart guy named McKay
    Who was snarky but liked it that way
    When push came to shove
    He gave up what he loved
    And in the last sec saved the day

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    Yes, it's me again. This time, I did two versions of the same limerick just so people didn't think I dislike Ronon.

    T’was a guy on Shep’s team, Ronon Dex
    Who really was not that complex
    Some girls think he’s hot
    But with them I’m not
    But he’s good, so he gets my respects


    T’was a guy on Shep’s team, Ronon Dex
    Who really was not that complex
    He was loyal and true
    And quite muscular too
    Where he goes, he gets much respects

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hiccups View Post
    Here are some about other Gate Worlders...
    Spoiler:

    There was a Gate Worlder from Belgium
    Who posted that he thought it was dumb
    To put out a fire
    With footwear attire
    And turned his nice sneakers to gum gum


    There was a commander named Sil
    Showed intelligence, promise, and skill
    She took her inhaler
    And that really made her
    Like Wile E. upon earthquake pills
    Spoiler:




    Quote Originally Posted by Hiccups View Post
    Here are some non-Zelenka ones just to be fair.

    There was on Atlantis a John
    Who was loaded with brains and with brawn
    Anything he could fly
    And his hair stuck up high
    He kept fighting ‘til all threats were gone


    There was a smart guy named McKay
    Who was snarky but liked it that way
    When push came to shove
    He gave up what he loved
    And in the last sec saved the day
    Quote Originally Posted by Hiccups View Post
    Yes, it's me again. This time, I did two versions of the same limerick just so people didn't think I dislike Ronon.

    T’was a guy on Shep’s team, Ronon Dex
    Who really was not that complex
    Some girls think he’s hot
    But with them I’m not
    But he’s good, so he gets my respects


    T’was a guy on Shep’s team, Ronon Dex
    Who really was not that complex
    He was loyal and true
    And quite muscular too
    Where he goes, he gets much respects


    That good love em.

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    For October I have but one wish
    And that is for TPTB to dish
    Out the reason
    Why season after season
    Everyone in the universe speaks English


    (i think that deserves some green )
    Last edited by IrishPisano; August 31st, 2009 at 11:09 AM.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    There once was a group of Asgard
    Who found it excedingly hard
    Their bodies to clone
    Without bad genomes
    So they suffered much in that regard
    Last edited by Hiccups; September 2nd, 2009 at 05:38 AM.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    The wraith are a wiley old bunch
    Who like to eat humans for lunch
    They invade foreign lands
    And they eat with their hands
    Yet they still can throw out quite a punch

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    It is called Deus Ex Machina
    Not Wormhole Drive but Deus Ex Machina
    'Tis a very bad choice
    And yet writers rejoice
    When they use Deus Ex Machina
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by IrishPisano View Post
    It is called Deus Ex Machina
    Not Wormhole Drive but Deus Ex Machina
    'Tis a very bad choice
    And yet writers rejoice
    When they use Deus Ex Machina
    *chuckles* Good one.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hiccups View Post
    The wraith are a wiley old bunch
    Who like to eat humans for lunch
    They invade foreign lands
    And they eat with their hands
    Yet they still can throw out quite a punch
    Posted your limerick and we had a laugh. Thank you

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MCH View Post
    Posted your limerick and we had a laugh. Thank you
    I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    limericks limericks limericks
    oh how i love stargate limericks
    but i don't have the skill
    nor right now the will
    to write a good stargate limerick
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    Well here's another one for you. I had trouble finding rhymes for Atlantis, so I asked people on the Dr. Radek Zelenka/David Nykl Appreciation Thread. You should have seen what they came up with. They also have a few limericks of their own floating around over there. Anyway, here's another Zelenka one. I hope you have a good laugh.

    There once was a guy in Atlantis
    Who had a brain quite gigantis
    With an accent so sexy
    Doing math so complexy
    He certainly was most studlantis


    I ended up using a couple of suggestions from Rosehawk, but thanks to everyone on the Dr. Radek Zelenka/David Nykl Appreciation Thread for your imput and support.

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    Default Re: Stargate LIMERICKS!!!

    not bad hiccups.......

    here's a challenge for you: do one that has nothing to do with sga.... lol
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?
    Teal'c: That he is concealing something.
    Colonel Jack O'Neill: Like what?
    Teal'c: I am unsure. He is concealing it.

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