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    1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
    2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
    3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
    4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
    5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
    6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
    7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
    8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
    9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
    10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
    11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
    12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
    13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
    14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
    15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
    16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
    17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


    - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
    - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (15)
    - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)
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      1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
      2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
      3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
      4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
      5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
      6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
      7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
      8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
      9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
      10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
      11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
      12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
      13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
      14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
      15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
      16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
      17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


      - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
      - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (16)
      - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

      "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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        1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
        2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
        3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
        4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
        5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
        6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
        7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
        8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
        9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
        10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
        11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
        12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
        13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
        14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
        15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
        16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
        17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


        - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
        - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (17)
        - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)
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          1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
          2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
          3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
          4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
          5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
          6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
          7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
          8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
          9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
          10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
          11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
          12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
          13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
          14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
          15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
          16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
          17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


          - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
          - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (18)
          - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

          "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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            1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
            2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
            3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
            4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
            5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
            6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
            7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
            8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
            9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
            10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
            11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
            12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
            13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
            14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
            15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
            16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
            17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


            - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
            - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (19)
            - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)
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              1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
              2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
              3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
              4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
              5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
              6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
              7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
              8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
              9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
              10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
              11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
              12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
              13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
              14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
              15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
              16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
              17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


              - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
              - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (20)
              - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

              "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

              Comment


                1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
                10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
                13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
                15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
                16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


                - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
                - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (21)
                - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)
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                  1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                  2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                  3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                  4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                  5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                  6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                  7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                  8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                  9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)
                  10th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                  11th Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                  12th Place - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (50)
                  13th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                  14th Place - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (50)
                  15th Place - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (50)
                  16th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                  17th Place - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (50)


                  - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (3)
                  - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (22)
                  - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (1)

                  "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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