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  1. #1001
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (37)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

  2. #1002
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (38)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (39)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

  4. #1004
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (40)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (41)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

  6. #1006
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (42)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

  7. #1007
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (43)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

  8. #1008
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (44)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

  9. #1009
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (45)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

  10. #1010
    Air Force Chief of Staff Britta's Avatar
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (46)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

  11. #1011
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (47)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

  12. #1012
    Air Force Chief of Staff Britta's Avatar
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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (48)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)


    - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (49)
    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

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    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
    2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)


    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (1)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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    [QUOTE=Britta;14190001]1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
    2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)


    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (1)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (2)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
    2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)


    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (2)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (2)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
    2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)


    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (3)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (2)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
    2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)


    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (4)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (2)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
    2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)


    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (5)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (2)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)
    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
    To thy own self... Be true
    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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    Default Re: Favorite Sheppard Book Line

    1st Place - Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?" Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps." (50)
    2nd Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)


    - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (6)
    - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (0)
    - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (2)
    - "Isn't that... special." (0)
    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (0)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (0)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (0)
    - "I think I can look over a flock of one." (0)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (0)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (0)
    - "It's not about making sense. It's about believing in something, and letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you." (0)
    - "I don't care what you believe in, just believe in it." (0)
    -"What are we up to, sweetheart?" (0)
    - Kaylee: "How come you don't care where you're going?" Book: "Because how you get there is the worthier part." (7)
    - Book: "Can't order me around, boy. I'm not one of your crew." Mal: "Yes, you are." (0)
    - "How we treat our dead is part of what makes us different... than those did the slaughtering." (0)

    "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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