Favorite Supernatural Quotes

[starg8fans]

You have got to love Cas!

And he's getting better and better in S5. (spoilers for Free To Be You And Me)

Spoiler:

Dean: Okay, what's the plan?

Cas: We tell the officer he just witnessed an Angel of the Lord. And he will tell us the truth.


Dean: So this is what I'm looking at if Michael jumps my bones?

Cas: Not at all. Michael is much more powerful. It'll be far worse for you.


Dean: Isn't that like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net?

Cas: No, it's much harder.


Dean: So, last night on earth. What are your plans?

Cas: I thought I'd just sit here quietly.


Cas: This is a den of eniquity.

Dean: You full-on rebelled against heaven. Eniquity is one of the perks.

[Crichiel]

More Free to Be You and Me:

Spoiler:

Dean: Where were you?
Castiel: Jerusalem.
Dean: How was it?
Castiel: Arid

And from It's A Terrible Life:

Zach: You should see my decopage

Dean: Gross. No thanks.

[Dimbo_Sama]

'Dean: I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts' from the Monster at the end of this book's classic.

In Provenance as well when Sarah walks out the door and Dean just turns and says
'Sam? Marry that girl.' I nearly died laughing.

It's a Terrible Life;
Dean: Okay. You're upset. You're upset, you're confused ...
Sam: Yeah, 'cause I only moved here 'cause I just broke up with my fiancée, Madison. But I called her number and I got a damn animal hospital.

The entire Monster Movie episode.

and possibly one of the funniest bits.
Mystery Spot;
Sam: I know everything that's going to happen.
Dean: You don't know everything
Sam: Yeah I do...
Sam & Dean: Yeah right... ...nice guess.
Sam: It wasn't a guess
Same & Dean: Right you're a mind reader... Cut it out Sam. Sam.
You think you're being funny but you're being really really childish.
Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up- okay enough!
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Sam: No Asia!
Dean: Yeah, I know this station sucks
Sam: It's Wednesday!
Dean: Yeah which usually comes after Tuesday, turn that thing off will ya?
Sam: What are you kidding? This isn't the most beautiful song you've ever heard?
Dean: No! ...Jesus how many Tuesdays did you have?

[Epideme]

For me it has to be Jus In Bello:

Sam Winchester: However many there are, they could be possessing anyone, anyone could just walk right in.
Dean Winchester: It's kind of wild, right? I mean's like they're coming right for us. Never done that before.
Sam Winchester: ...
Dean Winchester: 'S like we got a contract on us.
[Smiles]
Dean Winchester: Think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.

Thanks to IMDB for the best quote ever!! Dean is so pleased to be arrested it makes it funnier when he's shot!!

Epideme

[Epideme]

Another favourite quote of mine:
Henricksen: "I shot the sheriff"
Dean Winchester: "But I did not shoot the Deputy."

[Crichiel]

In both CSPWDT when Dean walks in the room to find Sam watching...ahem...tv, and again in Croatoan when the kid asks where his parents are (whom Dean killed)

Dean: Awkward.

[Epideme]

Dean (In My Time of Dying): Dude, I full-on Swayze-d that mother!

This is a good one, love it. I watched this episode the day after Swayze died and I felt more than a little guilty for laughing at it.

In Provenance as well when Sarah walks out the door and Dean just turns and says: 'Sam? Marry that girl.' I nearly died laughing.

I really like that episode, she is the first girl Sam has been with (in any sense) since Jess and she is perfect. Even more so than Madison, imho.

Just awesome. Pure Awesome.

[LtColCarter]

There's so many great quotes in SPN. I loved Bobby's line to Dean in No Rest for the Wicked so much I put it in my sig, "Family don't end with blood, boy."

Gotta agree with ya there!

[LtColCarter]

From the pilot episode:

Dean: {Acknowledging the nightshirt Jess is wearing} I love the Smurfs. You know I gotta tell you, you are completely out of my brother’s league.

[Crichiel]

I mentioned this on the episode thread. It's from 5.18. Doesn't really tell you anything, but I'll spoiler it JUST to be on the safe side!

Spoiler:

Dean: Expendable

[RodneyIsGodney]

So happy this thread's here!


Okay...

Dean: Dude, you fugly! ... Scarecrow
Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. ... dunno the ep

Dean: PUDDING! ... Sam, Interrupted

Spoilered for S5, ep 17 ... 99 Problems

Spoiler:

Castiel: I found a liquer store...
Sam: Yeah, and...
Castiel: I DRANK IT.

Dean: “Gumby Girl…does that make me Pokey?” ... The Kids are Alright

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it! ... dunno the ep

Dean in Yellow Fever:
I'll man the flashlight.

That was scary!

It's on the fourth floor ... that's high.

I'm not gonna make a left turn into oncoming traffic! I'm not suicidal! Did I just say that? That's kinda weird.

Dean: What do you say we kill some evil sons of b1tches and we raise a little hell? ... dunno the ep

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it! ... dunno the ep

Dean: Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis.
Sam: Bite me. ... Hook Man

Dean: It's like we got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause it's we're so awesome. ... dunno the ep

Henricksen: You think you're funny?
Dean: I think I'm adorable. ... dunno the ep

Dean: You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you! ... A Very Supernatural Christmas

[starg8fans]

Great choice of quotes, RiG. Geez, I'm such a geek, I can place every quote where you didn't know the ep...

Won't post them here so as not to spoiler people who haven't seen the latest ep, but Buddy TV has a slide show with the best quotes from Hammer of the Gods. And what an ep for quotes that was. I was ROFL during most of that one. You can find it at http://www.buddytv.com//slideshows/s...ods-99926.aspx

[Crichiel]

From Dark Side of the Moon

Spoiler:

Cas: Don't go into the light.
Dean: Gee, thanks Carol Anne.

[starg8fans]

Re-watched Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things today, and Dean had a great line:

"That dead chick can run!"

[Crichiel]

From It's a Terrible Life

Dean: "Look man, I don't know you...but I'm going to do you a public service, and tell you that you overshare."