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    Ship Figurehead Standin Rasunda's Avatar
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    Default The beaver war thread

    This started as a thing in continuing stargate, and now we can rat about it here. Whitout it going of topick.

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    Me brings out my brothers katana and start slashing through the beaver masses trying to defend the woods around my house

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    Ship Figurehead Standin Rasunda's Avatar
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    Default Re: The beaver war thread

    MY GOOD THEY GOT IKEA AND THEY HAVE GON BISSERT!
    JAS AND EAGELS MOVE IN!
    *over radio*
    LOOK AT THAT SHIP!
    IT'S THE SIZE OF MANHATAN!
    *fiers ground-air missiel*
    FIER AT WILL!

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    Oh my god, they are everywhere!

    Fall back, I repeat fall back.

    We will try to make a stand here, a Swedish major says to whats left of his regiment. They watch the landscape, that a couple of hours before had been a peacefull town, were now a lanscape with only rocks left. Then, they came. First the birds flyed past the soldiers, crapping on them. Then, the beavers came. The newer ending army of beavers moved forward, eating everything they could get their teeth on. The major drowned under all the beavers, and the few men still alive decided to make a run for it. But the beavers came after them. With no ammo, in a country a day ago known as Sweden, now the north part of the beavers wood rupublic, the twentysix swedish soldiers must fight their way to the only yet untoched continent: Africa


    Just a little fanfic of mine, a drama about the beaver war


    The replicator isnt running away, he is just, um, shifting fase

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    Fighting to get to Livgardet.. to mount the tank brigade waiting to be deployed

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    Fortified inside the school and it's Abbey, we prepare to mount a counter-strike. A sniper ontop of the Abbey Tower (roughly 300/500 foot high) tells us all is clear and we move out. After assembling our own weapons we had a distinct advantage, the Beaver camp was overrun and the area was liberated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Craig Charles
    "And the 'replicator' has just entered Sir Killalot's corner and Killalot is...urm...wait a minute... Sir Killalot has just been eaten by the 'replicator' and now there's two of them..."

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    Just as it appears that the surviving Swedish soldiers will be wiped out a flurry of air to ground missiles pummel the beavers. A voice comes through on the radio. "This is Colonel Daedalus of the United States Air Force we are ready to evacuate you." The Swedish soldiers are then loaded on helicopters that will take them to safety. The rest of Colonel Daedalus' task force hurries to assist Wazmux and Rasunda.
    God is the original transporter.

    Acts 8:39b-40a: The Spirit of the Lord suddenly took Phillip away and the official did not see him again, but went on his way rejoicing. Philip, however, appeared at Azotus (an old city in ancient Israel) and traveled about.

    He is also the author of love and justice:

    Spoiler:
    Romans 5:8: But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

    John 14:6: Jesus (Christ) answered: I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

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    Default Re: The beaver war thread

    *a massive ship, somewhat familiar to members of the GWVF, drops out of hyperspace*


    "This is the Commander of the GWVFS MacArthur, may we be of assistance?"


    *begins launching fighter support groups into various places around the globe*

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    and kids this is why you should never smoke crack.
    [kick ass signature coming soon]




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    Default Re: The beaver war thread

    I NEED SOME REINFORCMENT IN STOCKHOLM!
    We are down to 30 men uphere!And when the hell is the US coming?!

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    They're not, they're dead.
    Quote Originally Posted by Craig Charles
    "And the 'replicator' has just entered Sir Killalot's corner and Killalot is...urm...wait a minute... Sir Killalot has just been eaten by the 'replicator' and now there's two of them..."

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    *reloads shotgun*

    aaaaaa!!!! their to many here help!!!

    *sounds of shotguns firing*

    "Oddly, this is familiar to you, as if it were from an old dream, but you can't exactly remember..."

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    Default Re: The beaver war thread

    REPORT JUST IN: Beavers are damning up the water supplies across the globe, bottled water rationing has been implemented in 57 countries, leading to rioting and mass panic in most major cities!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Daedalus View Post
    Just as it appears that the surviving Swedish soldiers will be wiped out a flurry of air to ground missiles pummel the beavers. A voice comes through on the radio. "This is Colonel Daedalus of the United States Air Force we are ready to evacuate you." The Swedish soldiers are then loaded on helicopters that will take them to safety. The rest of Colonel Daedalus' task force hurries to assist Wazmux and Rasunda.
    Yes, thanks, and please hurry. They are like 40 soldiers left here, were in Göteborg/Gothenburg and 3 civilians. We have some wood here, we took it out of a IKEA store that the beavers didnt detect. And i have heard that Russia is conquered, is that comfirmed?


    3 min later: When the hell is the reinforsement coming? Oh look, their is something coming up that hill, maybe it is Colonen Deadelus?
    Noo, its beavers! Sound of a AK47 reloding. Im out of ammo here! here too! and here! i dont have any ammo left!

    Noo, the beavers are going after our kidnies!

    Nooooooooooooo..... (sound of beaver ripping out kidnie.) Plese, hurry here we are soon overru.............................................................


    The replicator isnt running away, he is just, um, shifting fase

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    We are comming Wazmux!
    But we are still 12 clics(kilometers)out!

    *sound of beavers*
    HOLY ****! We got 1000 beavers heading this way!

    *sound of 9mm, AK47 and P90 Fiering*
    It's to many of them! Colonel, when are you coming?!

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    I think I am the last one alive here, and I am hiding in a fridge.

    Sound of beaver walking outside the fridge, then, he says in a high pitced voice: there is one in here ***** him!

    I just heard the beavers say something, but I dont know what they are up to.

    Utside, 10-15 beavers are buriyng the fridge under tons of dirt


    I try to open the door, but it must be jamed.
    -Guys, are anyone there?

    You hear beavers laughting outside

    Guys!

    Guys!!!!

    Suddently, i se a hole is being created just above my head. Its coming in something.....



    Beavers!!!!!!!!!!!


    The replicator isnt running away, he is just, um, shifting fase

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    Over radio:
    We killed thoose *****es!
    Waxmus, we are now 1 min away!

    *1 min later*
    Whate hell?! The town is devestated!
    *sees beavers and a fridge*
    Guys over there!
    *kills the beavers*
    Wazmux! It's you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rasunda View Post
    Over radio:
    We killed thoose *****es!
    Waxmus, we are now 1 min away!

    *1 min later*
    Whate hell?! The town is devestated!
    *sees beavers and a fridge*
    Guys over there!
    *kills the beavers*
    Wazmux! It's you!

    And now, the exiting conclusion


    I crawl ut of the fridge, with a hundred of beaverteeth marks on my skull

    Rasunda! There is something I haven´t told you. The beavers are advancing against...... My voice dissapears when a beaver jumps up and bites me between my legs
    - Gyyyaaannggg, and then a collapse on the ground


    To be continued


    The replicator isnt running away, he is just, um, shifting fase

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lt. Col. Mcoy View Post
    *a massive ship, somewhat familiar to members of the GWVF, drops out of hyperspace*


    "This is the Commander of the GWVFS MacArthur, may we be of assistance?"


    *begins launching fighter support groups into various places around the globe*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wazmux View Post
    And now, the exiting conclusion


    I crawl ut of the fridge, with a hundred of beaverteeth marks on my skull

    Rasunda! There is something I haven´t told you. The beavers are advancing against...... My voice dissapears when a beaver jumps up and bites me between my legs
    - Gyyyaaannggg, and then a collapse on the ground


    To be continued
    Colonel Daedalus arrives on foot and blasts the beaver to oblivion. He then apologizes for being late. He ran into some heavy beaver resistance. He orders one of his few remaining F-302s to evacuate Wazmux to the GWVFS MacArthur. The rest of his task force will be busy for a few hours trying to seal off as much forest land as possible.
    God is the original transporter.

    Acts 8:39b-40a: The Spirit of the Lord suddenly took Phillip away and the official did not see him again, but went on his way rejoicing. Philip, however, appeared at Azotus (an old city in ancient Israel) and traveled about.

    He is also the author of love and justice:

    Spoiler:
    Romans 5:8: But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.

    John 14:6: Jesus (Christ) answered: I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Daedalus View Post
    Colonel Daedalus arrives on foot and blasts the beaver to oblivion. He then apologizes for being late. He ran into some heavy beaver resistance. He orders one of his few remaining F-302s to evacuate Wazmux to the GWVFS MacArthur. The rest of his task force will be busy for a few hours trying to seal off as much forest land as possible.


    Wazmux wakes on a not very nice hospital bed. He asks where he is to a female doctor that mumbles with a canadian accent: The old country fully occypated by beavers.... And then answer Wazmux that Col. Daedalus evacuated him to the GWVFS MacArthur. Wazmux sends a blessing to Col. Daedalus and the he runs to the nearest hangar. He jumps into a 302 and begins to fly towards Sweden.

    When he gets closer, he sees that Col. Daedalus and Rasunda is bravaly fighting the beavers. But, a major beaver army is on the marching agains the forests in northen sweden and Finland. He starts to drop height to fight the beavers, but they detect him and sends up a rebuild 302 to fight Wazmux. The rebuilt 302 (from now referred to as B02) is grotesc, its built completlyin tree. The B02 flyes over the 302 and drops its "bombs", large piles of wood. It gives Wazmux 302 a large hit and the 302 is crashing. But Wazmux has enought time to send out a missile to destroy the B02. One down, god knows how many to go he thinks before he crashes. A last thougt has time to go throu him before he is unconscious.

    Rasunda, Daedalus, watch your back...........


    The replicator isnt running away, he is just, um, shifting fase

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