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    1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
    2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
    3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
    4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
    5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
    6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
    7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
    8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
    9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
    10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
    11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




    - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (22)
    - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
    - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
    - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
    - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (32)
    - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
    - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
    - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
    - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
    - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
    - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
    - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
    - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
    - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
    - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
    - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
    - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
    - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)
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      1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
      2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
      3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
      4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
      5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
      6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
      7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
      8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
      9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
      10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
      11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




      - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (22)
      - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
      - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
      - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
      - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (33)
      - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
      - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
      - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
      - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
      - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
      - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
      - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
      - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
      - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
      - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
      - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
      - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
      - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

      "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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        1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
        2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
        3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
        4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
        5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
        6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
        7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
        8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
        9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
        10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
        11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




        - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
        - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
        - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
        - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
        - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (33)
        - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
        - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
        - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
        - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
        - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
        - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
        - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
        - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
        - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
        - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
        - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
        - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
        - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)
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          1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
          2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
          3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
          4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
          5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
          6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
          7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
          8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
          9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
          10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
          11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




          - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
          - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
          - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
          - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (1)
          - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (34)
          - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
          - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
          - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
          - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
          - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
          - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
          - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
          - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
          - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
          - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
          - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
          - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
          - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

          "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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            1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
            2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
            3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
            4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
            5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
            6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
            7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
            8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
            9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
            10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
            11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




            - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
            - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
            - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
            - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (2)
            - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (34)
            - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
            - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
            - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
            - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
            - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
            - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
            - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
            - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
            - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
            - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
            - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
            - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
            - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)
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              1st Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
              2nd Place - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (50)
              3rd Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
              4th Place - [i'm married to] a w-w-woman who could kill me with her p-pinkie... (50)
              5th Place - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (50)
              6th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
              7th Place - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (50)
              8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
              9th Place- "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
              10th Place - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (50)
              11th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)




              - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (23)
              - "That sounds like something out of science fiction." (1)
              - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (1)
              - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (2)
              - "Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross..." (35)
              - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (0)
              - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (0)
              - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (0)
              - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (0)
              - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (0)
              - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (0)
              - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (0)
              - Jayne: "You wanna go, little man?" Wash: "Only if it's someplace with candlelight." (0)
              - "I can always say I was flying the ship by accident." (1)
              - "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles." (0)
              - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (0)
              - ''Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.'' (0)
              - "Could we maybe vote on the whole killing people issue?" (1)

              "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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