Favorite Jayne Quotes

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (28)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (17)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (28)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (18)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (29)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (18)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (29)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (19)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (30)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (19)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (30)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (31)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (20)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (31)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (23)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (21)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)

[F Stop]

My favorite Jayne quote was "I'll be in my bunk" when Inara's female client shows up on the ship. Awesome.

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (31)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (24)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (21)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (32)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (24)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (21)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (32)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (24)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (22)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (1)

[Krissie678]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (32)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (24)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (23)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (1)

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (32)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (25)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (23)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (32)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (25)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (24)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (2)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (2)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "She has a name I call her Vera." (1)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (1)