Favorite Jayne Quotes

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (13)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (11)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (5)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)

[dragongirl]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (13)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (11)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)

[Lilandra]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (13)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (11)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)

[Specter177]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (13)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (11)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

Truer words were never spoken.

[Gate Rider]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (14)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (11)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (14)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (12)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (15)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (12)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

[Crazedwraith]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (15)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (13)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (15)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (14)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

[Gate Rider]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (16)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (14)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (17)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (14)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

[misskitten]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (17)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (15)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (1)

[mrscopterdoc]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (17)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (15)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)

[Krissie678]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (17)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (15)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)

[Gate Rider]

Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (18)
Jayne: Yeah and if wishes were horse we'd all be eating steak! (15)
Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (1)
Jayne: "I dont wanna explode!" (1)
Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (1)
Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (2)