Ronon's Mission Report

[TheRandomOne]

McKay finds some device in the water
We find out later that McKay was used
Richard & John saw invisible people
Richard keeps his job
I did not get to fire my gun

End of report

[TragicComedy]

LOL I especially loved the 'I did not get to fire my gun' part! Genius! This has to become a regular feature!

[fumblesmcstupid]

Awesome!!

[naamiaiset]

Brilliant.

[SerenaSerenity]

lol Nice! Though Rodney saw an invisible person too. Still, that is just great. *is still laughing*

[vatazes]

[mr_kennedy]

lol

[Shaod]

nice

[rsanchez]

The "I did not get to fire my gun" part needs to be stressed. Here's my take:

I ate with Teyla and McKay.
I ate with Teyla, McKay, Shepherd, and Woolsey.
Why do I only get screen time when I fire my gun?
You need to fix that Mr Woolsey.
End of Report

[melfan]

McKay finds some device in the water
We find out later that McKay was used
Richard & John saw invisible people
Richard keeps his job
I did not get to fire my gun

End of report

[SerenaSerenity]

the "i did not get to fire my gun" part needs to be stressed. Here's my take:

I ate with teyla and mckay.
I ate with teyla, mckay, shepherd, and woolsey.
Why do i only get screen time when i fire my gun?
You need to fix that mr woolsey.
End of report

lol

[naamiaiset]

The "I did not get to fire my gun" part needs to be stressed. Here's my take:

I ate with Teyla and McKay.
I ate with Teyla, McKay, Shepherd, and Woolsey.
Why do I only get screen time when I fire my gun?
You need to fix that Mr Woolsey.
End of Report

[SoulReaver]

you're all wrong

here's the real deal :


mission report
...
how does that thing work again...
...
ah screw it. end of report

[YutheGreat]

It is brilliant.

LOL I especially loved the 'I did not get to fire my gun' part! Genius! This has to become a regular feature!

I can actually see Ronnon as a news caster giving nightly mission updates.

This is...Ronnon Dex..Tonight on Atlantis News Network.
Mission update:

[TragicComedy]

It is brilliant.




I can actually see Ronnon as a news caster giving nightly mission updates.

This is...Ronnon Dex..Tonight on Atlantis News Network.
Mission update:

LOL!

Mission report: We won. End of mission report.

or

Mission report: Sheppard got beat up. Teyla kicked butt. I got to fire my gun. McKay panicked and then blew up a ship. We came home. End of mission report.

[Ranlier]

"Aliens asked for help in absurdly complicated way.
We helped."
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"Zhou's a *****."

[fumblesmcstupid]

"Absurdly"

Can Ronon even use that word in a sentence?

[jnadreth]

McKay mut have hijacked his recorder

[rsanchez]

This reminds me of Ronon's interview with Mr. Coolidge of the IOA. He aced it with one word: "Yes."

[fumblesmcstupid]

Oh I just flashed on Bruce Willis in the 5th Element "Yes" when Chris Tucker is inteviewing him! LOL